Corner Gas (TV Series)

Happy Campers (2007)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

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Quotes 

• [First lines] 

  Brent LeRoy : Yep, Owl Lake National Park - three days.

  Oscar Leroy : Gonna be great!

  Lacey Burrows : I don't think of you as outdoorsy.

  Brent LeRoy : What? I'm outdoorsy. I go out doors, in doors, through doors - I'm crazy doorsy.

  Oscar Leroy : We go every year. We love it - me and the boy.

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah, we love to camp - me and the dad.

  Lacey Burrows : That doesn't have the ring of truth.

  Brent LeRoy : OK, Mum makes us.

  Lacey Burrows : There's the ring.

  Davis Quinton : Going to Owl Lake?

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah, it's kind of a father-son thing.

  Davis Quinton : Wish I could go to Owl Lake.

  Oscar Leroy : Well you can - just not with us.

  Emma Leroy : What's that?

  Brent LeRoy : Davis is trying to worm his way in on our camping trip.

  Emma Leroy : I think it'd be a nice idea.

  Brent LeRoy : We'd be happy to have you!

  Davis Quinton : Really?

  Brent LeRoy : No, Mum's making us.

• [about a Dog Riverite who disappeared after Davis revealed he was a protected witness] 

  Davis Quinton : He missed big city life. He decided to go home.

  Brent LeRoy : In the middle of the night after he burned down his own house?

• Davis Quinton : We don't have to make waffles the first night. The first night we can have beans. Then in the morning we can have waffles. I brought maple syrup, but I didn't bring blueberry syrup, because I thought: "Camping: we're roughing it."

  Oscar Leroy : We're not going camping, jackass!

  Davis Quinton : Huh?

  Brent LeRoy : He said we're not going camping. Then he called you a jackass.

• [Davis finds out that instead of camping, Oscar and Brent merely go to the city and split up for 3 days] 

  Davis Quinton : What do you do in the city?

  Oscar Leroy : I go to the library and read magazines. I got my library buddies there.

  Brent LeRoy : Those guys are hoboes.

  Oscar Leroy : Hoboes ride trains! These guys are intellectuals: Rowdy and Patches and Shy Pete.

  Brent LeRoy : The one guy's got a top hat with no top in it. That's not a hobo?

  Oscar Leroy : Aw!

  Davis Quinton : What about you? What do you do in the city?

  Brent LeRoy : Uh...

  [he imagines himself sitting at a table playing a role-playing game] 

  First RPG Guy : Ha! The Dark Elf has resisted your Vorpal Sword!

  Brent LeRoy : [takes dice]  Yeah? Well, I'll use the crystals of Zanothe to weaken his magic armor - huh? - show him who's vorpal!

  [back in the real world:] 

  Brent LeRoy : I keep busy.

• Oscar Leroy : Why is this fire always putting smoke in my eyes?

  Brent LeRoy : Because it hates you.

• Oscar Leroy : I wanna go to the library. I wanna see Shy Pete and Scratchy.

  Brent LeRoy : Who comes up with these names?

  Oscar Leroy : Oh, Shy Pete does. They call me Dimples.

• Davis Quinton : [Brent and Davis are carrying a canoe]  The portage is half the fun of canoeing.

  Brent LeRoy : Really? You mean the whole thing's only gonna be twice as fun as this?

• Brent LeRoy : Cavemen slept on better mattresses. Cavemen who came to visit other cavemen got to sleep on better guest mattresses.

• Davis Quinton : What do you do in the city?

  Oscar Leroy : I go to the library and read magazines. I got my library buddies there.

  Brent LeRoy : Those guys are hobos.

  Oscar Leroy : Hobos ride trains! These guys are intellectuals. Roddy and Patches and Shy Pete.

  Brent LeRoy : One guy's got a top hat with no top in it. That's not a hobo?