"Corner Gas" The Good Old Table Hockey Game (TV Episode 2007) - Brent Butt as Brent Leroy

Lacey Burrows : [about the Dog River Youngish Women's Association] If I join I can nominate someone as a Distinguished Woman.

Brent LeRoy : What's their definition of distinguished?

Hank Yarbo : A woman who was on fire and they put her out.

Lacey Burrows : It's a woman who's distinguished herself.

Hank Yarbo : Oh. That's even harder.
Brent LeRoy : [before Game 1 of the table hockey series] So you've trained pretty hard. I heard you've been jogging.

Karen Pelly : I heard you've been drinking.

Brent LeRoy : Well, I don't want to brag...
Hank Yarbo : [Comes up to Brent sitting at the bar] Hey Brent, you think you should be here drinking?

Brent LeRoy : Where should I be drinking, at the playground?
Davis Quinton : [to Karen] You may have lost, partner. But you played one hell of a series.

Karen Pelly : Yeah. It reminds me of something, but I don't know what.

Oscar Leroy : Yeah. That'll go down in Dog River history.

Wanda Dollard : They'll be talkin' about it 30 years from now.

Brent LeRoy : [to the adoring crowd] Aw, go on. It was nothin'.

[sentimental music plays, Brent is now sitting on a park bench, he has white hair and face wrinkles, and there are two children beside him]

Boy : Tell us again about the time you won the Table Hockey Series!

Brent LeRoy : That was weeks ago, kid. Can't you see I got a costume party to go to?

[Hank enters, dressed as a vampire]

Hank Yarbo : Come on, man, let's go.

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy