Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Good Old Table Hockey Game (2007)

Lorne Cardinal: Davis Quinton

Quotes 

• [Karen beats Hank at table hockey] 

  Hank Yarbo : Man, that was unbelievable! I mean, you wouldn't be able to beat Brent, but...

  Davis Quinton : Oh, I don't know. She's pretty good.

  Hank Yarbo : Yeah, but Brent's the best, you know. I mean, when it comes to table hockey, he's king of the knobs.

  Karen Pelly : That's pretty high praise considering the source.

• [before the final game] 

  Wanda Dollard : [Brent's table hockey coach]  If this game is tied, then the series will be tied.

  Davis Quinton : [Karen's table hockey coach]  We'll have scored more goals. I'll be claiming victory.

  Wanda Dollard : You'll be claiming dental surgery.

• Davis Quinton : [to Karen]  You may have lost, partner. But you played one hell of a series.

  Karen Pelly : Yeah. It reminds me of something, but I don't know what.

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah. That'll go down in Dog River history.

  Wanda Dollard : They'll be talkin' about it 30 years from now.

  Brent LeRoy : [to the adoring crowd]  Aw, go on. It was nothin'.

  [sentimental music plays, Brent is now sitting on a park bench, he has white hair and face wrinkles, and there are two children beside him] 

  Boy : Tell us again about the time you won the Table Hockey Series!

  Brent LeRoy : That was weeks ago, kid. Can't you see I got a costume party to go to?

  [Hank enters, dressed as a vampire] 

  Hank Yarbo : Come on, man, let's go.