Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Good Old Table Hockey Game (2007)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

Quotes 

• Lacey Burrows : [about the Dog River Youngish Women's Association]  If I join I can nominate someone as a Distinguished Woman.

  Brent LeRoy : What's their definition of distinguished?

  Hank Yarbo : A woman who was on fire and they put her out.

  Lacey Burrows : It's a woman who's distinguished herself.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh. That's even harder.

• Lacey Burrows : What have you done for the community lately?

  Emma Leroy : Pardon?

  Lacey Burrows : You know, what have you done for the community? I was just wondering.

  Emma Leroy : What about "How's the weather?" or "How's your health?"

  Lacey Burrows : Sorry. How are you feeling?

  Emma Leroy : Good. Can't complain.

  Lacey Burrows : Okay. What have you done for the community?

• Emma Leroy : Why would I want to come with you to the Dog River Youngish Women's Association?

  Lacey Burrows : You're being honoured! I didn't tell you because it was supposed to be a surprise.

  Emma Leroy : Why me?

  Lacey Burrows : I thought you were unappreciated.

  Emma Leroy : Wow, when's the ceremony?

  Lacey Burrows : Tomorrow!

  Emma Leroy : But that's when Brent and Karen play the final game!

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, but you deserve this, Emma! This is about women coming together, honouring each other, celebrating what it is that keeps our womanness.

  [Emma stares at her] 

  Lacey Burrows : I'll give you a hundred bucks.

  Emma Leroy : Alrighty then.