The Office (TV Series)
Traveling Salesmen (2007)
John Krasinski: Jim Halpert
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Quotes
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Jim Halpert : [holding up old picture of himself and Dwight] Oh, young Jim. There's just so much I need to warn you about and yet, tragically, I cannot.
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[Deleted scene]
Dwight Schrute : I like Karen. She's pretty... appears intelligent.
Jim Halpert : Well, I like pretty women... with the appearance of intelligence.
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Jim Halpert : [after enduring a day tormenting Andy after Jim's nemesis Dwight resigns] I miss Dwight. Congratulations, universe. You win.
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Karen : So, let me ask you a question.
Jim Halpert : Okay.
Karen : Did you ever have a thing for Pam?
Jim Halpert : Pam? Did I ever have a thing for her? No. Why? Did she say something?
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Michael Scott : Jim, could you come in here, please?
[Jim enters Michael's office, there's an improvised face with fake teeth and eyes on his computer monitor, a voiceover reads everything he types]
Michael Scott : Hi, Jim.
Jim Halpert : Hello.
Harvey The Computer : I am Harvey, a computer. Jim sucks.
Michael Scott : [laughing] Sorry. Oh, wow. That's so rude. I'm sorry, I can't control him.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, you can.
Michael Scott : You know what? Get Pam.
Jim Halpert : For this?
Michael Scott : Pam!
[keeps typing while Pam enters his office]
Harvey The Computer : Pam, you look very hot today.
Jim Halpert : Pam, meet Harvey. This is Michael's new friend.
Pam Beesly : Great.
Harvey The Computer : Me so horny. Me love you long tim.
Michael Scott : Wow, that is gross!
Pam Beesly : Who's Long Tim?
Michael Scott : [to himself] Dammit...
[types rapidly]
Harvey The Computer : Long time. Me lobe yoy long time.
Jim Halpert : Oh, well "yoy" should bring Long Tim in one day.
Pam Beesly : I'd love to meet Long Tim.
Jim Halpert : Yeah, right?
Harvey The Computer : [Michael types rapidly] You ruined a funny jok-u. Get out of my off-five.
Jim Halpert : Ok.
Pam Beesly : Ok. Bye, Harvey.
[she and Jim exit Michael's office]
Harvey The Computer : Boobs.
[Michael grins]
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Jim Halpert : [seeing Dwight exiting the building] Hey, man.
[Dwight says nothing, but hugs Jim and walks away]
Karen : What happened on your sales call?