Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

Come Play Wiz Me (2007)

Marcia Cross: Bree Hodge

Quotes 

• Bree : [Bree finds Orson and Alma in bed together]  Orson, I have caught you cheating, at least have the courtesy to WAKE UP!

• [Bree has found Alma and a passed out Orson in bed together, along with sleeping pills and Viagra] 

  Bree Van De Kamp : You raped my husband!

  Alma Hodge : We made love. And when our baby is born, he's going to come back to me.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Baby?

  Alma Hodge : It's true. I could be expecting right now.

  Bree Van De Kamp : Were you expecting this?

  [Bree decks Alma before she calls her house] 

  Bree Van De Kamp : Andrew, I need you to come over right away. And, um...

  [pause] 

  Bree Van De Kamp : ...bring the wheelbarrow.

• Bree : [to Alma]  You... RAPED my husband!