Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (2007)

Brendan Patricks: Magician

Quotes 

• Magician : I can saw the bride in half. I can saw the groom in half. I can saw the best man in half.

  Bryn West : Will you saw me in half?

  Magician : What relationship are you to the bride or groom?

  Bryn West : I'm the bride's uncle.

  Magician : No.

  Bryn West : Yeah, but... hang on. Her father, my brother... he's dead, see?

  Magician : Oh right. Yeah, well that does change things.

  [Bryn smiles]