- Diana Neal: Maybe we could set up a neighbourhood watch.
- Jimmy Venables: Oh, yeah. I'd feel so much better knowing he was guarding the streets.
- Alex Venables: [grins] I could wear a cape and a mask.
- Jimmy Venables: And what's wrong with my van?
- Alex Venables: Nothing... except it's old, the radio's broken and it smells of cheese.
- Jimmy Venables: That is the smell of honest men's toil... and cheese.
- Alex Venables: There you go, you see, mice stole your van.
- Alex Venables: Actually, I agree with Dad on this one. I mean, I lost my house keys weeks ago and no one's any the worse. I just shin up the drainpipe and in through the window.
- Jimmy Venables: [annoyed] You lost your keys weeks ago and you didn't tell anyone?
- Alex Venables: I think the fewer people know about a missing key the better.