Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)
Beauty Makeover (1986)
Paul Reubens: Pee-wee Herman
Quotes
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Jambi : Hey, I've got a genie joke for you. How many genies does it take to cross the road?
Pee-wee Herman : I don't know.
Jambi : Four. One to ride in the box, one to push the box, one to watch for traffic, and one to wish she was on the other side.
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Pee-wee Herman : You sure do look beautiful today, Miss Yvonne.
Miss Yvonne : Oh, thank you, Pee-wee. You know, beauty is my life. I sleep, eat, and breathe beauty.
Conky : Look in the dictionary under the word, "beauty". There's a picture of you, Miss Yvonne.
[shows the picture]
Miss Yvonne : Oh, thank you, Conky.
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Pee-wee Herman : You sure do have a beautiful smile, Miss Yvonne.
Miss Yvonne : Thank you, Pee-wee. You know, everyone is more beautiful when they smile. Come on, everyone. Try it.
[everyone in the Playhouse smiles]
Miss Yvonne : Oh, see what I mean? Everyone is more beautiful.
Pee-wee Herman : Well, not as beautiful as you, Miss Yvonne.
Miss Yvonne : Well, almost. You know, I can make anyone more beautiful.
Pee-wee Herman : Anyone?
Miss Yvonne : Anyone.
Pee-wee Herman : Prove it.
Miss Yvonne : All right. I will, on the first person that walks through that Playhouse door.
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[Mrs. Steve has just had a beauty makeover]
Pee-wee Herman : I don't get it, Miss Yvonne. She looks exactly the same.
Miss Yvonne : Yes, but now she *feels* beautiful. And when you feel beautiful, you *are* beautiful.
Pee-wee Herman : That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
[begins to cry]