Pee-wee's Playhouse (TV Series)

Stolen Apples (1986)

Roland Rodriguez: Tito

Quotes 

• Pee-wee Herman : If you didn't steal Mrs. Steve's apples, then what are these?

  [shows Randy some apple cores] 

  Tito : I didn't steal 'em. I just kinda took 'em. Besides, what's the big deal? They were just some crummy crab apples.

  Pee-wee Herman : Those crummy crabapples belong to Mrs. Steve. You shouldn't steal stuff that doesn't belong to you.

  Jambi : That's right. I demand an apology from you, young man!

  Tito : Eh.

  Pee-wee Herman : Go on, Randy. Say you're sorry.

  Tito : All right. I'm sorry.

  Jambi : Sorry isn't going to put those apples back on my tree. I want you to promise me that you will *never* do that again.

  Tito : I promise, Mrs. Steve. I had no idea that taking your delicious apples was going to upset you so. I'm awfully sorry. Can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me? Please!

  Jambi : Well, I suppose I can forgive you this one time. But if it ever happens again, I'm calling the police, and you'll go to prison with all the other apple stealers.