The Wuzzles (TV Series)

A Pest of a Pet (1985)

Alan Oppenheimer: Rhinokey

Quotes 

• Rhinokey : Where's your sense of humor?

  Hopopotamus : Sense of humor? Where's your sense of decency?

• Rhinokey : All I have to do is take perfect aim... Perfect aim? This is Hoppo; how can I mis?

  [laughs] 

• Rhinokey : You know, everyone always says that Mockingbirdogs so are noisy and troublesome. WEell, not my little buddy. He hasn't made a peepyap yet.

  [it awakse and starts barking] 

  Rhinokey : Well, maybe I was wrong.

  Mockingbirddog : Well, maybe I was wrong.

  Rhinokey : I didn't know Mockingbirddogs could talk.

  Mockingbirddog : I didn't know Mockingbirddogs could talk.

  Rhinokey : Eh, not only loud, he's a copycatfish.

  Mockingbirddog : He's a copycatfish.

• Rhinokey : [finding the basket]  What's this? A picnic on my doorstep? And I wasn't invited?

• Rhinokey : I've been a rotten friend.

  Mockingbirddog : You've been a rotten friend.

• Rhinokey : [finishing his note before leaving the way the others finished theirs]  "P.S. Will be back in thirty or forty years."

• Rhinokey : Hello out there!... Ooh, even my echo isn't speaking to me.

• Rhinokey : Uh, jokes of all sizes! Guaranteed to annoy your friends beyond belief! We've got your squirting bananabagels, we've got your exploding cheesepickles...

• Hopopotamus : You have to do something!

  Rhinokey : I left town; isn't that enough?