The Wuzzles (TV Series)

A Pest of a Pet (1985)

Jo Anne Worley: Hoppopotamus

Quotes 

• Hopopotamus : This ballet is called The Dying Swanpig.

• Hopopotamus : The mestro is forming up the orchestra. Hit the music, Eleroo.

  [he starts a phonograph] 

• Rhinokey : Where's your sense of humor?

  Hopopotamus : Sense of humor? Where's your sense of decency?

• Eleroo : You know, if someone played a practical joke on Rhinokey, he wouldn't like it.

  Hopopotamus : I can't think of a joke but I'd LOVE to give him a *punch*line.

• Hopopotamus : Did Mr. Goosebear agree to give me another audition?

  Butterbear : Yes. He said, on one condition.

  Hopopotamus : What was the condition?

  Bumblelion : Something about the Wuzzle Desert freezing over?

• Hopopotamus : You have to do something!

  Rhinokey : I left town; isn't that enough?