The Wuzzles (TV Series)

The Main Course (1985)

Jo Anne Worley: Hoppopotamus

Quotes 

• Hopopotamus : And I suppose you want to stay to pull some kind of joke?

  Rhinokey : Nope. You know me - have joke, will travel.

• Hopopotamus : Listen. We all discussed this and I decided that a nice cruise at sea would do us all a Wuz of good. Now, let's get on this chugboat and HAVE, A GOOD TIME.

• Hopopotamus : Trying to break the sound barrier?

  Moosel : I thought you said "Full steam ahead."

  Hopopotamus : I said, "You FOOL, I'm half-DEAD."

• Hopopotamus : [grabbing him after he set her on the end of Bumblelion's rod]  I suppose this is your idea of a good time, right, wise guy?

  Rhinokey : Well, you always said you wanted Bumblelion to fall for ya, hook, line, and sinker.

  [laughs] 

  Hopopotamus : No. I just wanna see you *sink*.

  [throws him] 

• Hopopotamus : [of ammunition]  All I have is my makeup bag.

  Butterbear : And the food. With Moosel's liver-spinach sandwiches.

  Bumblelion : What could be deadlier?

• Hopopotamus : Glue and mud just don't mix.

• Hopopotamus : Let me go! Let me out of here! Although it is Heaven being off these hooves.

• Butterbear : Oh, Hoppo. I never told you what a good friend you were.

  Bumblelion : Or what a good sport you were.

  Eleroo : Or what a good actress you were.

  Rhinokey : Or what a good dancer, considering how big you were.

  Hopopotamus : [from behind]  Another fat joke, huh?

• Bumblelion : Well, since you're safe, let's head for home.

  Hopopotamus : And give up the royal treatment? This Hoppopotamus isn't stupid.

• Hopopotamus : I'm late for an appointment with my hoof-and-mouth doctor.

• Hopopotamus : Squeaky-squeaky Barky-barky, SAAAVE MEEEE! And shorten that name.

• Hopopotamus : Some choice: pillaged by Pirats or pot-roasted by Pigmice.

• Hopopotamus : Boys, please. There's enough potamus here for everybody.

• Pigmice : One... two...

  Hopopotamus : Zero...

• Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky : Mt. Vesuviwuz very angry. Only Heaveho Hoppo make it happy.

  Hopopotamus : We're cool. What'll it be? A little song-and-dance?

  Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky : Mmmm... no.

  Hopopotamus : A few card tricks?

  Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky : Strike 'em two.

  Hopopotamus : All right, maybe I'll bring it lunch.

  Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky : Now you talking.

• Hopopotamus : AHHHHHH! SAVE ME!

  Butterbear : *That* didn't sound like a scream of joy.

  Rhinokey : Oh, someone's probably tryin' to restle a drumstick away from Hoppo.

• Hopopotamus : Oh, how can I ever repay you?

  Pirat Captain : With yer jewels, yer robe.

  Hopopotamus : Sounds reasonable.

  Pirat Captain : And yer head.