- [first lines]
- Narrator: Welcome once again to the wacky land of Wuz. Hey, take a look at that train - uh, tugboat... Oh, I get it. It's a chugboat. I told you it was wacky in Wuz.
- Hopopotamus: And I suppose you want to stay to pull some kind of joke?
- Rhinokey: Nope. You know me - have joke, will travel.
- Hopopotamus: Listen. We all discussed this and I decided that a nice cruise at sea would do us all a Wuz of good. Now, let's get on this chugboat and HAVE, A GOOD TIME.
- Butterbear: [after she unties the rope from the dock and ends up shooting behind the boat] Hoppo's having a great time water-skiing.
- Hopopotamus: Trying to break the sound barrier?
- Moosel: I thought you said "Full steam ahead."
- Hopopotamus: I said, "You FOOL, I'm half-DEAD."
- Hopopotamus: [grabbing him after he set her on the end of Bumblelion's rod] I suppose this is your idea of a good time, right, wise guy?
- Rhinokey: Well, you always said you wanted Bumblelion to fall for ya, hook, line, and sinker.
- [laughs]
- Hopopotamus: No. I just wanna see you *sink*.
- [throws him]
- Moosel: [the Baboonbass attacks him after eating his liver-spinach sandwich] The sandwich wasn't *that* bad...
- Hopopotamus: [of ammunition] All I have is my makeup bag.
- Butterbear: And the food. With Moosel's liver-spinach sandwiches.
- Bumblelion: What could be deadlier?
- Pirat Captain: [after getting hit with makeup before guessing the book's response for most things] Now what? I know, blast 'em outta the water.
- Pirat Captain: [about to read "blast 'em outta the water" after the sail burns] It says here...
- Pirat captain: Say it again and I'll blast *you*.
- Narrator: They say that every Wuzzle travels to the beat of a different drum. But this is one drum Hoppo would like to beat.
- Bumblelion: There's only one thing to do.
- Moosel: You're right. Fix the chugboat and head for home.
- Bumblelion: No. Hoppo's gotta be rescued.
- Rhinokey: But Bumblelion's right. And once we're home we'll call a rescue team to save her.
- Rhinokey: I still say we call for that professional rescue team.
- Bumblelion: Let's not give up yet. We'll find Hoppo.
- Rhinokey: No, I meant for us.
- Bumblelion: I-is th-that my h-heart pounding?
- Eleroo: No. Bongo drums. And if we follow that, we'll find Hopppo.
- Rhinokey: [a volcano errups] Follow *that* and we'll find Hoppo. Her stomach's growling.
- [laughs]
- Butterbear: Oh, Hoppo. I never told you what a good friend you were.
- Bumblelion: Or what a good sport you were.
- Eleroo: Or what a good actress you were.
- Rhinokey: Or what a good dancer, considering how big you were.
- Hopopotamus: [from behind] Another fat joke, huh?
- Bumblelion: Well, since you're safe, let's head for home.
- Hopopotamus: And give up the royal treatment? This Hoppopotamus isn't stupid.
- Miner: Go find your own rubydiamonds or I'll blast ya!
- Bumblelion: But, Hoppo, we need your help fixing Moosel's boat.
- Rhinokey: Yeah, no one else can plug the hole.
- Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky: Mt. Vesuviwuz very angry. Only Heaveho Hoppo make it happy.
- Hopopotamus: We're cool. What'll it be? A little song-and-dance?
- Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky: Mmmm... no.
- Hopopotamus: A few card tricks?
- Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky: Strike 'em two.
- Hopopotamus: All right, maybe I'll bring it lunch.
- Squeaky-squaky Barky-barky: Now you talking.
- [last lines]
- Narrator: Only in the land of Wuz could a disaster be so much fun. So we're sure to be back with more disaster - I mean, more *fun*, here with the Wuzzles.
- Hopopotamus: AHHHHHH! SAVE ME!
- Butterbear: *That* didn't sound like a scream of joy.
- Rhinokey: Oh, someone's probably tryin' to restle a drumstick away from Hoppo.
- Rhinokey: [Bumblelion's knife deflates the raft given to them to replace the chugboat] Always happens; the spare is flat too.
- Pirat: [reading] "If blastin' fails... yipe and run."
- Hopopotamus: Oh, how can I ever repay you?
- Pirat Captain: With yer jewels, yer robe.
- Hopopotamus: Sounds reasonable.
- Pirat Captain: And yer head.
- Miner: Frogwash!
- Pirat: [tastes what hit him] A liverspinach sandwich; they're fightin' dirty, Cap'n!