- Narrator: From the looks of that Squirrlybird, it must be that time of year again. See, on Wuz, when fall is about to arrive, the Squirrlybirds throw their nuts south for the winter.
- Eleroo: What costume are you gonna wear this time, Bumblelion?
- Bumblelion: Eh, omethin' new. Somethin' original. Somethin' special.
- Rhinokey: The same ghost costume again, huh?
- Butterbear: Looking for costumes too?
- Bumblelion: Yeah. Somethin' new. Somethin' original. Somethin' special.
- Butterbear: The ghost costumes are right over there.
- Mr. Packcat: How much do ya have?
- Hoppopotamus: Well, let me see. Twenty-five, minus four, plus three, subtract... Uh, nothing.
- Rhinokey: We've got plastic picklepears, appleberry glue, yellow hots, saddle-blasters, open-hoop shoes.
- Rhinokey: I'll top you with my walking talking toupee.
- Toupee: Hair today, gone tomorrow; outta my way, outta my way.
- Butterbear: We'll take turns picking money from it. After all, friends should share. And there'll be plently.
- Rhinokey: Unless Hoppo goes grocery-shopping.
- Eleroo: OK, guys. Here're your costumes.
- Bumblelion: I hope they're new. Original. Special.
- Rhinokey: Not a *ghost* of a chance!
- Rhinokey: I learned something too. You can lead a Snorse to water but ya can't get it to sit on a whoppee cushion.
- Eleroo, Bumblelion, Butterbear, Hoppopotamus, Tycoon: Huh?
- Rhinokey: I never was good at learning lessons.