- Mr. Shorofsky: Any luck?
- Mrs. Berg: No cigar, Mr. Shorofsky. Dwight Mendenhall is in there, right now, with Mr. Dyrenforth, discussing tacticts to flush out the Yearbook Marauder as Dwight affectionally calls him.
- Mrs. Berg: Well, it just seems that this pesky yearbook problem won't go away.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: What pesky yearbook problem? I'm not aware of any pesky yearbook problem since we found the money.
- Mrs. Berg: The money is the pesky problem. I'm afraid it's gone again.
- Mr. Dyrenforth: Gone? Are you sure you haven't just misplaced it again?
- Mrs. Berg: No, I've looked everywhere where I misplace things, and it's just not there.
- Danny Amatullo: It's just that Jekyll and Hyde's the best role a person can play in this school. And it comes with wolf hair and everything.
- Mrs. Berg: I would hate to believe that anyone in this school was so heartless to steal the yearbook money.
- Mr. Shorofsky: Is there any chance that you might have misplaced it, Mrs. Berg?
- Mrs. Berg: Well, of course there is, I've been misplacing things for years.