- Carolyn: [presenting as male, Jamie] Mom, I need to talk to you. It's about Peggy.
- Jamie/Carolyn's Mother: [grumpy, working on a dress] What's her problem?
- Carolyn: Mom, she's a real woman! She's...
- Jamie/Carolyn's Mother: You mean a *biological* woman. Just because you were born a male doesn't make you any less of a woman. Let no one clip your wings, baby.
- Carolyn: [urgently] Could you stop being supportive for one *second* and listen? I've got a problem! I can't let a real woman perform with me! It's a *drag* show.
- Jamie/Carolyn's Mother: Do what you need to do.
- [gradually raising her voice]
- Jamie/Carolyn's Mother: As long as there is *no shame involved, hear me?* **You're a PERSON**!
- Carolyn: [exasperated] Oh, mother.
- Hank Hill: Well she had to get something for her costume. She called it a sequin emergency. I asked her to call it something else, but she refused.