'Til Death (TV Series)

That's Ridiculous (2007)

Joely Fisher: Joy Stark

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Joy Stark : Okay, remember that the garbage goes out on Tuesday and if you see a man in the bushes it's probably just the gardener so please don't call 911... again. And I put backup toilet paper in all the bathrooms because I won't be here to rescue you when you start yelling Joy! TP! Now!

  Eddie Stark : I'm just trying to save us all the embarassment of me shuffling across the hall to the linen closet.

• [last lines] 

  Eddie Stark : Dear God, it's me, Edward. I know we haven't spoken in a while and... I just wanna say that I'm sorry for those terrible names I called you when I was passing my kidney stone. In retrospect that mut've been very hurtful. I'm also sorry for the... bad things I... said to my wife, but you didn't have to take both her and TV from me. To take one or the other would've been fair, but both, quite frankly is... showboating.

  Joy Stark : [entering]  Eddie I'm home!

  Eddie Stark : Ah! Oh! Did I miss you! OK, come here.

  [kisses Joy multiple times] 

  Eddie Stark : Did you miss me?

  Joy Stark : [forced smile]  Yeah

  Commercial Announcer : Bienvenidos a Telemundo!

  Eddie Stark : Gracias, mi Dios!