The O.C. (TV Series)

The Shake Up (2007)

Kevin Sorbo: Frank Atwood

Quotes 

• Frank Atwood : [lovers' murmuring, off-screen]  Oh, come on. Yes, you did. You know it.

  [laughs] 

  Kaitlin Cooper : [entering the kitchen, interrupting them]  Oh, my God.

  Julie Cooper : [they had been cuddling]  Oh, hi, honey. Sorry, I didn't hear you coming down.

  Kaitlin Cooper : [at refrigerator]  Look, Mom, do you mind? I still have to eat in here.

  Julie Cooper : What can I get you? You want some scrambled eggs? Or I can whip up some pancakes.

  Frank Atwood : [soft, loving whisper to Julie]  You cook too? That's amazing.

  Julie Cooper : Oh, it's just a talent I have.

  Frank Atwood : [full of innuendo]  Yeah, one of many.

  Kaitlin Cooper : [morosely]  I'm seriously never gonna stop barfing.

  Julie Cooper : Kaitlin, don't be gross.

  Kaitlin Cooper : Me, gross? What's gross is Frank's dirty, grimy convict bag sitting there on the counter. I mean, what, did the warden give it to you as a going-away present?

  Julie Cooper : [sternly]  Kaitlin - -!

  Frank Atwood : It's okay, it's okay. It shouldn't be on the counter.

  [puts it on the floor] 

  Frank Atwood : Though I actually got it at REI.

  Kaitlin Cooper : Well, why bother with a bag? You can just as well move in. You spend enough time here anyway.

  Julie Cooper : [insistent]  Young lady, apologize!

  Kaitlin Cooper : [smirking]  I'm sorry, Frank. Feel free to have as many conjugal visits as you'd like.