The Smoking Room (TV Series)

No Place Like Home (2005)

Selina Griffiths: Janet

Quotes 

• Sharon : Janet? Janet!

  Janet : Yes?

  Sharon : [points to a napping Robin]  What do I do about this?

  Janet : Hm... Maybe we should wake him up... He's probably due another cigarette by now...

  [gently nudges Robin] 

  Janet : Robin? Robin?

  Sharon : [shrieks at Robin]  Wake up you lazy bastard!

• Janet : I ran over a dachshund once...

  Clint : [shocked]  Why?

  Janet : It just ran out! I didn't even see it... But I felt the bump... I still wake up at night sweating...

  Robin : At least you've been getting *some* sleep...

  Janet : It comes to me in nightmares... Its little sausage body, looking for its head...

  Clint : You know what you should do, Jan? Put a bowl of Chum out and then its little ghost head will run in, gobble it all up...

  Sharon : Janet, you could be on the phone now, working out how I'll get home, instead of treating us to tales of dead dogs!