The Smoking Room (TV Series)
No Place Like Home (2005)
Nadine Marshall: Sally
Quotes
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Sally : Do I need this? I've just left Annie in the bogs having some sort of fit!
Sharon : What's wrong with her?
Sally : She's melodramatic! I mean, we're all stuck here, but she's got to go that extra mile, in't she? Throw a panic attack into the mix!
Sharon : Does she need medical help?
Sally : She needs a kick up the arse!
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Robin : I Just want my bed...
Sally : [rummages through a carrier bag and pulls out a bottle of vodka and a jar of pasta sauce] You should worry, I'm meant to be down the pub. But I'm not letting a bit of snow disrupt my plans, I can get pissed here. Bought this at lunchtime.
Robin : Been doing your weekly shop?
Sally : Weekly?
Sharon : What do you think you're doing?
Sally : Eh? Oh, the pasta sauce? I forgot to buy mixers. It's mainly tomato and... Diced mushroom... Be like a Bloody Mary.
Sharon : But... Drinking at *work*?
Sally : We're not *at* work... We're just... In the building.
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Lilian : Oh, God! I've been stuck in the car park for half an hour going precisely nowhere! And there's a documentary on tonight that I do *not* want to miss!
Clint : Men with Breasts?
Lilian : That's the one!
Sally : Have the men got breasts or is it about what men are like when they get their hands on a pair?
Barry : Grateful...
Lilian : No, they've actually got them, it's some weird syndrome... Ooh, nature's cruel! That poor chap on the advert was so good-looking!
Clint : And? He had a really cracking pair of tits!
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Clint : Bet you're missin' out on a mad one, eh, Sharon?
Sharon : A mad what?
Clint : Night out! You earn a good whack! Bet you hit the bars and it's "another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!"
Sharon : No!
Clint : Don't you like champagne?
Sharon : Certainly not in those quantities!
Sally : So where do you go if you don't go to the pub? Movies?
Sharon : I can't see the appeal... It's just sitting in the dark, staring forwards...
Lilian : Do you not get lonely at home on your own?
Sharon : I'm not on my own, I've got a cat.
Lilian : Aww, what's its name?
Sharon : Oh, it hasn't got a name! Can't see the point. But I'll sometimes talk to that. Say, "get out!" or "get off the sofa!"
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Robin : I can't take much more of this... I think I'll check into that B&B, near the petrol station.
Lilian : Oh, that was closed down months ago! Bloke who ran it was a pervo... Secretly been videoing all the rooms!
Sally : Dirty sod!
Lilian : Yeah... But when the police played back the tapes, they just showed endless travelling salesmen sat up in bed reading John Grisham.