The Smoking Room (TV Series)
No Place Like Home (2005)
Siobhan Redmond: Sharon
Quotes
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Sally : Do I need this? I've just left Annie in the bogs having some sort of fit!
Sharon : What's wrong with her?
Sally : She's melodramatic! I mean, we're all stuck here, but she's got to go that extra mile, in't she? Throw a panic attack into the mix!
Sharon : Does she need medical help?
Sally : She needs a kick up the arse!
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Robin : I Just want my bed...
Sally : [rummages through a carrier bag and pulls out a bottle of vodka and a jar of pasta sauce] You should worry, I'm meant to be down the pub. But I'm not letting a bit of snow disrupt my plans, I can get pissed here. Bought this at lunchtime.
Robin : Been doing your weekly shop?
Sally : Weekly?
Sharon : What do you think you're doing?
Sally : Eh? Oh, the pasta sauce? I forgot to buy mixers. It's mainly tomato and... Diced mushroom... Be like a Bloody Mary.
Sharon : But... Drinking at *work*?
Sally : We're not *at* work... We're just... In the building.
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Lilian : Ooh, I saw a film once where they were all snowed-in! "Snowed In", it was called... And eventually, they all had to eat each other! Imagine that, human flesh!
Sharon : I wouldn't mind a wee taste...
Lilian : Well, I suppose if your life depended on it...
Sharon : Oh, if my life depended on it, I'd tuck in with no qualms!
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Janet : I ran over a dachshund once...
Clint : [shocked] Why?
Janet : It just ran out! I didn't even see it... But I felt the bump... I still wake up at night sweating...
Robin : At least you've been getting *some* sleep...
Janet : It comes to me in nightmares... Its little sausage body, looking for its head...
Clint : You know what you should do, Jan? Put a bowl of Chum out and then its little ghost head will run in, gobble it all up...
Sharon : Janet, you could be on the phone now, working out how I'll get home, instead of treating us to tales of dead dogs!
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Clint : Bet you're missin' out on a mad one, eh, Sharon?
Sharon : A mad what?
Clint : Night out! You earn a good whack! Bet you hit the bars and it's "another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!", yeah? "Another bottle of champagne!"
Sharon : No!
Clint : Don't you like champagne?
Sharon : Certainly not in those quantities!
Sally : So where do you go if you don't go to the pub? Movies?
Sharon : I can't see the appeal... It's just sitting in the dark, staring forwards...
Lilian : Do you not get lonely at home on your own?
Sharon : I'm not on my own, I've got a cat.
Lilian : Aww, what's its name?
Sharon : Oh, it hasn't got a name! Can't see the point. But I'll sometimes talk to that. Say, "get out!" or "get off the sofa!"