The Smoking Room (TV Series)
No Place Like Home (2005)
Robert Webb: Robin
Quotes
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Robin : I Just want my bed...
Sally : [rummages through a carrier bag and pulls out a bottle of vodka and a jar of pasta sauce] You should worry, I'm meant to be down the pub. But I'm not letting a bit of snow disrupt my plans, I can get pissed here. Bought this at lunchtime.
Robin : Been doing your weekly shop?
Sally : Weekly?
Sharon : What do you think you're doing?
Sally : Eh? Oh, the pasta sauce? I forgot to buy mixers. It's mainly tomato and... Diced mushroom... Be like a Bloody Mary.
Sharon : But... Drinking at *work*?
Sally : We're not *at* work... We're just... In the building.
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Janet : I ran over a dachshund once...
Clint : [shocked] Why?
Janet : It just ran out! I didn't even see it... But I felt the bump... I still wake up at night sweating...
Robin : At least you've been getting *some* sleep...
Janet : It comes to me in nightmares... Its little sausage body, looking for its head...
Clint : You know what you should do, Jan? Put a bowl of Chum out and then its little ghost head will run in, gobble it all up...
Sharon : Janet, you could be on the phone now, working out how I'll get home, instead of treating us to tales of dead dogs!
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Robin : I can't take much more of this... I think I'll check into that B&B, near the petrol station.
Lilian : Oh, that was closed down months ago! Bloke who ran it was a pervo... Secretly been videoing all the rooms!
Sally : Dirty sod!
Lilian : Yeah... But when the police played back the tapes, they just showed endless travelling salesmen sat up in bed reading John Grisham.