- Link: Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place. I used to roam the world fighting monsters and sleeping in mud. A hero's life. Now look at me. Living in a castle, sleeping in a bed. Aren't I sweet. Yuck! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here.
- [looks out the window and sees Princess Zelda on her balcony]
- Link: Okay, so there's one good reason.