- Sara Sidle: [about to shave Grissom's face] Do you trust me?
- Gil Grissom: Intimately.
- [They wink at each other]
- Sara Sidle: You know, when I was in college, I had this boyfriend and I thought we were monogamous. Then one night during the post-coital panty search, he handed a pair of underwear that wasn't mine.
- Warrick Brown: Ooh! How'd he explain that one?
- Sara Sidle: He said they belonged to his sister.
- Warrick Brown: Yeah, right. Let's hope your taste in men has improved.
- Sara Sidle: Yeah.
- Catherine Willows: [on seeing the crabs on the sleeping bag] Ugh.
- Gil Grissom: You okay?
- [Catherine turns the monitor so that he can see the crabs]
- Gil Grissom: Pthirus Pubis.
- Catherine Willows: Yeah, crabs. I am buying Lindsey a chastity belt.
- Gil Grissom: There's a... hole in the metal to let the urine pass, so theoretically, she could still get them.
- Catherine Willows: You are so creepy sometimes.
- Greg Sanders: Wish I had one of these back in high school.
- Nick Stokes: What's that, a letter jacket?
- Greg Sanders: No. No, a love shack. Back seat of my car got real old, real fast. I was getting so much play my senior year, I was considering getting a hearse.
- Nick Stokes: Well, I never accused you of not being smart Greg. A little weird, but... a hearse?
- Sara Sidle: You rang?
- Archie Johnson: Yes, found the owner of that cell phone.
- Sara Sidle: Megan.
- Archie Johnson: Nope. Shiela Latham.
- Sara Sidle: What is Megan's best friend's cell phone doing in the front seat of her boyfriend's van?
- Archie Johnson: [singing] If that's your boyfriend, if that's your boyfriend...
- Sara Sidle, Archie Johnson: He wasn't last night.
- Warrick Brown: What's a photography teacher doing touching a student's van?
- Gil Grissom: [mock seriously] Maybe she wanted a ride.
- Jim Brass: I'll tell you it's been a banner week for teens and police. Two kids disappear; one we can't find; one may not make it out of surgery and another one ends up dead in custody. I mean, I don't want to make this about me, but I need to know my office is not responsible.
- Nick Stokes: And how does your theory account for the fact that all the blood's Ryan's?
- Greg Sanders: It... doesn't.
- Eddie Lansco: Ryan has a scholarship to Duke. He's not going to throw it away for some chippie.
- Sam Cooper: Excuse me? "Chippie?"
- Sam Cooper: Captain, please find my daughter before she does something stupid.
- Brenda Cooper: Stupid I can live with. I need to know they're okay.
- Warrick Brown: Did you notice any drama yesterday in class between Megan and Ryan?
- Diane Kentner: No. I mean, if a day goes by that a teenage girl doesn't cry in my class, it's a rarity.