Två bröder emellan (2004 TV Movie)
Jojje Jönsson: Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen
Quotes
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Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : I don't like playing golf.
Hjördis Hemlin : Then take lessons like everyone else.
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : I have. Guess what the coach said when I hit him? "Hell, that hurts!"
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Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [showing Ingmar his new cell phone] Here I write down the jobs I get.
Gustav Nilsson : There's definetely room for that.
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Virena Melanski : My name is Virena.
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : That's... okay.
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Gustav Nilsson : Lufsen, didn't you say you had a lot of work to do?
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Well, I've mainly been working on my own kitchen. Almost a year, but it's almost finished.
Gustav Nilsson : You keep renovating it.
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Renovate? No, I'm cleaning it.
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Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [about the alphabetical sorting in his phone list] I already had one under S. Eskil the painter.
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Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : [about his new cell phone] It has everything: big touch screen in color. 20 seconds-video camera...
Gustav Nilsson : Lufsen, can you make phone calls with it?
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Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Now *I* will call Ström-Sture.
Gustav Nilsson : [sarcastically] And now *I* will hang myself.
[leaves]
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Or you can do like the guy who tried to kill himself with a jar of pills. After four ones he felt much better.
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[about changing a sign]
Virena Melanski : Do you need to weld or is it enough to hammer?
Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen : Well, it's much more fun to weld when you *are* hammered.