- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: I don't like playing golf.
- Hjördis Hemlin: Then take lessons like everyone else.
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: I have. Guess what the coach said when I hit him? "Hell, that hurts!"
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: [showing Ingmar his new cell phone] Here I write down the jobs I get.
- Gustav Nilsson: There's definetely room for that.
- Gustav Nilsson: [trying to wake up drunk Malte] Mr Andersson.
- [moves closer, shouts]
- Gustav Nilsson: Mr Andersson!
- [close to Malte, says normally]
- Gustav Nilsson: Cheers!
- [Malte wakes up]
- Gustav Nilsson: Lufsen, didn't you say you had a lot of work to do?
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: Well, I've mainly been working on my own kitchen. Almost a year, but it's almost finished.
- Gustav Nilsson: You keep renovating it.
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: Renovate? No, I'm cleaning it.
- Kim Diop: [about immigration politicians] Like so many other politicians they make a big mistake: they put the law before their common sense. And Oscar Wilde said: "The law is meant for fools and we others live by common sense."
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: [about the alphabetical sorting in his phone list] I already had one under S. Eskil the painter.
- Malte Andersson: If I'd worked here I wouldn't stand a week.
- Ingmar Nilsson: [under his voice] Neither would I if you worked here.
- Malte Andersson: Well, gents, I'll make the pain short for you.
- Ingmar Nilsson: [under his voice] You're going already?
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: [about his new cell phone] It has everything: big touch screen in color. 20 seconds-video camera...
- Gustav Nilsson: Lufsen, can you make phone calls with it?
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: Now *I* will call Ström-Sture.
- Gustav Nilsson: [sarcastically] And now *I* will hang myself.
- [leaves]
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: Or you can do like the guy who tried to kill himself with a jar of pills. After four ones he felt much better.
- Gustav Nilsson: The state a municipality politician enters if he relaxes a little bit more... That must be rigor mortis.
- [about changing a sign]
- Virena Melanski: Do you need to weld or is it enough to hammer?
- Lars-Uno 'Lufsen' Olsen: Well, it's much more fun to weld when you *are* hammered.