- [first lines]
- Joy Stark: Hey!
- [removes Eddie's headphones]
- Joy Stark: Hellooo!
- Eddie Stark: Hey!
- Joy Stark: It's supposed to be spring cleaning.
- Eddie Stark: I found my old headphones, yeah and the left side still works except you have to hold the cord like this or you get a pretty good shock.
- [last lines]
- Eddie Stark: [Upon finding a picture in the Woodcocks' trash] Well, well, well, hello there young master Jeffrey... where on Earth are your pants?
- [pause]
- Eddie Stark: This is gonna look great on a baseball cap!