- Ranjeet Singh: Do you like flowers?
- Giovanni Cupello: Scusi?
- Ranjeet Singh: I am asking, do you like flowers?
- Giovanni Cupello: Sure I like a-flowers!
- Ranjeet Singh: Good. I'll be sending some to your funeral!
- Giovanni Cupello: I got it! We get the professori drunk, and then we make him a-marry Anna so that she doesn't go back to Germany!
- Danielle Favre: Anna will never agree to that.
- Giovanni Cupello: Sure she will!
- Danielle Favre: How do you know?
- Giovanni Cupello: We get her drunk as well!
- [about to begin the lesson, Mr. Brown discovers a caricature of Ali on the blackboard with a disparaging caption written in capital letters next to it]
- Jeremy Brown: [asks class] Who's responsible for this?
- [no answer from those present]
- Jeremy Brown: Come along, I'm waiting.
- [still no answer]
- Jeremy Brown: Right if the person responsible doesn't own up, you will all stay behind and have extra homework.
- [all of the class quickly points, saying it was Ranjeet]
- Jeremy Brown: Well I suggest you come out here Ranjeet and rub it off before Ali comes in and sees it.
- Ali Nadim: [enters classroom] Before Ali comes in and sees what?
- Jeremy Brown: [stammering and trying to cover the blackboard] Uh... nothing Ali.
- Ali Nadim: You are hiding something from me.
- [Mr. Brown shakes his head]
- Ali Nadim: Yes please I can see my name on blackboard.
- Jeremy Brown: We were just about to rub it off.
- Ali Nadim: [sees the drawing and is shocked] Oh, blimey! I can be reporting you to the Monastery of Education!
- Jeremy Brown: [correcting him] Ministry.
- Ali Nadim: That also! I'm being surprised at you!
- Jeremy Brown: Me?
- Ali Nadim: [pointing to the blackboard] Writing naughty things like that!
- Jeremy Brown: I didn't write it.
- Ali Nadim: [thinking Mr. Brown drew the picture as a practical joke] But you are standing with chalky in hand.
- Jeremy Brown: [about the chalk in his hand] This is just circumstantial.
- Ali Nadim: Oh no, that is most definitely chalky.
- Jeremy Brown: [referring to the drawing] This was already written before I arrived.
- Ali Nadim: [believing Mr. Brown may be right after all] Oh ho! then I am knowing who is writing it.
- [pointing to Ranjeet]
- Ali Nadim: It is monkey-face!
- [Ranjeet angrily gets out of his seat, ready to fight with Ali. Giovanni restrains him]
- Ranjeet Singh: Yesterday Ali's calling me a monkey face.
- Maximillian Papandrious: He shouldn't call you monkey face.
- Ranjeet Singh: Thank you, Max.
- Maximillian Papandrious: It's not your fault you look like that.
- Giovanni Cupello: Did I miss something funny?
- Jeremy Brown: No, professore, he's still here.
- Ranjeet Singh: You are liking flowers?
- Jeremy Brown: Scusi?
- Ranjeet Singh: You are liking flowers? Answer yes or no.
- Jeremy Brown: Sure, I like-a the flowers.
- Ranjeet Singh: Good. I'm sending some to your funeral!