Guest Host: It's the first of December, that time of year when my wife, like many of you ladies, buys a tin of biscuits!
[Audiance laughs]
Guest Host: Gentlemen, we now have 3 weeks of hell! You know how it is, you're sitting down, nice cup of tea, you reach for the biscuit tin, and your wife says 'Don't touch them - they're for Christmas!'