Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Proposal: Part 2 (2000)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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• Chandler Bing : You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go over there, and I'm gonna kick his ass! Will you help me?

  Joey Tribbiani : Look, Chandler - I don't think us getting our asses kicked is the solution.

• Rachel Green : Phoebe, you can't have both of them; you have to pick one.

  Joey Tribbiani : Pick me.

  Dr. Ross Geller : No, pick me. I don't want to end up an old maid.

  Phoebe Buffay : Alright; well, let's see... Ross is a good father, but Joey has a boat. This is hard.

  Joey Tribbiani : This is crazy. Hey, look - I want to switch to Rachel.

  Dr. Ross Geller : Ooh, I want to switch to Rachel, too.

  Phoebe Buffay : No, wait - just wait. Don't make any rash decisions. OK, just remember my promise. If we get married... three times a week.

  Rachel Green : Oh, my God, Phoebe.

  Phoebe Buffay : I'm talking about massages.

  Rachel Green : Oh.

  [when Rachel looks away, Phoebe shakes her head and mouths the words "No I'm not"]