- Scooter: [about Kermit's cowboy painting] That's terrific, Kermit.
- Rowlf: Yeah, I wish I could paint like that.
- Gonzo: Ha. If you think that's hot, check this out.
- [shows a painting he did of Piggy on a horse]
- Gonzo: Pretty good, eh?
- [Piggy gasps in shock as she notices the horse in Gonzo's painting is wearing a roller skate]
- Piggy: It's horrible!
- Boys: WHAT?
- Piggy: I mean, uh, it's... it's horrible that we don't have a museum just for Gonzo's exquisite art.