- Richie Cunningham: 1957 at last! We'll celebrate with a couple of quadrupledecker hamburgers and tutti-frutti shakes.
- [Mr. Cool strugles with his safety belt and gets himself tied up]
- Ralph Malph: Right, Rich. What are you gonna have?
- The Fonz: Alright, you two. Cool it with your food fantasies.
- [Cool snaps his fingers to escape from his safety belt spinning like a whirlwind]
- The Fonz: You know, I have to admit that just the tought of an Arnoldburger makes my mouth water like a fall.
- Ralph Malph: Hey, a tropical island! Maybe this won't be so bad after all
- [puts on his sunglasses]
- Cupcake: Don't count your suntans before they hatch, Ralph. According to my Time Band, we're in Ancient Greece.
- Richie Cunningham: You can't lock us up in here, we're American citizens!
- General Callus: Bah, you foreigners all look alike to me.
- Cupcake: [checking her Time Band] We'd better get off Atlantis before it's too late.
- Cupcake, Richie Cunningham: Atlantis?
- Ralph Malph: We're sunk!
- The Fonz: Or we will be if we don't get off this doomed island.
- Richie Cunningham: Right Fonz, but first we gotta sneak past Umbra.
- Ralph Malph: Leave that to me. 'Sneak' is middle name.
- Richie Cunningham: No kidding...