- Richie Cunningham: Ralph, I, I hate to change the subject, but we have some good news and some bad news. The good news is: we're surrounded by beautiful women.
- Ralph Malph: Beautiful women...
- Richie Cunningham: The bad news is: they're bigger than we are and they're not smiling.
- Ralph Malph: [attempting to activate Cupcake's Time Machine] Now, lets see. The doo-dah's connected to the zircon, the zircon's connected to the frim-fram.
- Cupcake: Leaping laserbeams! I hope we get there in time. Ralph learned everything about the Time Machine by watching me!
- Richie Cunningham: Then we shouldn't have anything to worry about.