- Bean Bunny: I want what Bambi eats. Bambi's my favorite.
- Statler: How about a box of bonbons?
- Bean Bunny: Bambi eats bonbons?
- Statler: 'Course. All horses like bonbons.
- Bean Bunny: Bambi isn't a horse.
- [Rowlf and Fozzie enter a theater room and a Universal Pictures sign appears as the preview starts]
- Rowlf: Oh, man. This part is always boring.
- Fozzie: I can fix that.
- [a figure appears on the corner of the movie screen]
- Rowlf: Huh?
- Fozzie: Hi, Rowlf!
- Rowlf: [notices Fozzie's not in his seat] Fozzie?
- Fozzie: You'll like this.
- [fiddles with the letters on the Universal sign]
- Fozzie: I-I'll put these letters here... No, uh, these, uh... Whoops! Uh, heh heh heh! Uh, these here and uh... Oh... Oh...
- [squeezes the Earth on the Universal Pictures sign]
- Fozzie: Think it's too round? Uh, maybe it's square. Whoops. How's that?
- Rowlf: Oh, brother.
- Fozzie: [gets back in his seat] Oh, yeah. That's perfect.
- Rowlf: No need to adjust your set, folks. I saw it, too.
- Bean Bunny: Uncle Statler! Uncle Waldorf! Guess what?
- Statler, Waldorf: Yaah!
- Statler: What?
- Bean Bunny: Nanny bought bonbons!
- [Statler and Waldorf put on earmuffs]
- Waldorf: Great.
- Statler: We'll tell Bambi.
- Bean Bunny: [runs out] NANNY! UNCLE STATLER'S GONNA TELL BAMBI!
- Waldorf: Ooh. Loud for a bunny, isn't he?
- Statler: Can't hear ya. Bunny was too loud.