Muppet Babies (TV Series)
Gonzee's Playhouse Channel (1990)
Laurie O'Brien: Piggy
Quotes
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Piggy : [to Gonzo] Okay, blue beak, just what are you and Skeeter Spielberg here doing anyway?
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Gonzo : Piggy, my dear.
Piggy : Watch it.
Gonzo : Uh, sorry. Gonzee's Playhouse is proud to be the first and greatest show on the all new, all kids channel!
Babies : The what?
Gonzo : The TV channel where all the shows are made by kids.
Piggy : That's silly.
Gonzo : For kids!
Piggy : Dumb.
Gonzo : And starring kids!
Piggy : Starring? As in moi? Ooh, this is a great idea, Gonzo! Where do I sign up?
Skeeter : Oh, brother. I was afraid of this.
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Bean Bunny : [narrating] Here we go. Ahem. One specially sunny morning, Winnie the Pig...
Piggy : That's Piggy the Pooh.
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Piggy : Oh, me, oh, my. I'm so hungry, I could eat my house.
Bean Bunny : [narrating] But first, she had to do her Pooh plumpness exercises.
Piggy : My what?
Bean Bunny : Plumpness exercises. 10 tiny toe-touches, 15 little leg lifts.
Piggy : You don't say.
[walks to Bean as he continues]
Bean Bunny : 12 pushy push-ups, 4 chinny chin-ups.
Piggy : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me see that.
[takes the book and looks at the words]
Piggy : Oh, here's the problem.
[flips the pages]
Piggy : Let's just skip ahead to the eating part, shall we?
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Bean Bunny : [continues narrating] That sunny morning, Porky the Pig...
Piggy : That's Piggy the Pooh.
Bean Bunny : Right. Had a scrumptious sort of wild craving for...
Piggy : Chocolate pudding, I bet!
Bean Bunny : No. Honey.
Piggy : What? Excuse me.
[walks over to Bean]
Piggy : Um, Bean, did you just call me "honey"?
Bean Bunny : Uh, gee, I hope not.
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[Scooter sneezes his puppet off his hand]
Kermit : YAAIII! HE SNEEZED HIS FACE OFF!
Scooter : What? Oh, no! This is awful! Somebody do something! Quick!
[the "Please Stand By" message appears]
Rowlf : No problem. Ahem, and now back to the dopey adventures of Piggy the Pooch.
Piggy : THAT'S POOH!
Rowlf : WHATEVER!
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[Bean appears as Eeyore the donkey]
Bean Bunny : Hello.
Piggy : Um, who are you?
Bean Bunny : Eyesore.
Piggy : I'll say.
Bean Bunny : And this is my incredibly depressing place.
Piggy : No kidding. Um, listen, Eyesore, I was wondering if perhaps you know where I might find some honey.
Bean Bunny : Well, if there was any honey, which there's probably not, I'd say it's over that way, which it probably isn't, unless I'm wrong, which I probably am. So, no.
Piggy : Boy, lighten up, will ya, Eyesore.
Bean Bunny : Sorry. I didn't mean to depress you, which I probably did. I just...
[Piggy covers his mouth]
Piggy : Let it go.
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[Bean appears as Tigger]
Bean Bunny : Hi. I'm your best friend, Beany.
Piggy : But... But I thought you were the donkey.
Bean Bunny : I was. Low budget show.
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Piggy : [after locating the pot of honey in a tree] Oh, this is great. Now what am I supposed to do, tiddely goof?
Bean Bunny : [as a donkey again] Well, the story says that Piggy the Pork chop has to find a way to get up the tree to get the honeypot.
Piggy : Are you out of your little donkey brain, Eyesore?
Bean Bunny : That's what it says.