Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Gonzee's Playhouse Channel (1990)

Frank Welker: Kermit, Skeeter

Quotes 

• Skeeter : And now, boys and girls, it's time for the best show on TV, brought to you courtesy of Nanny's video camera, Gonzee's Playhouse!

  Babies : What? Huh?

  Piggy : Oh, brother.

• Gonzo : Piggy, my dear.

  Piggy : Watch it.

  Gonzo : Uh, sorry. Gonzee's Playhouse is proud to be the first and greatest show on the all new, all kids channel!

  Babies : The what?

  Gonzo : The TV channel where all the shows are made by kids.

  Piggy : That's silly.

  Gonzo : For kids!

  Piggy : Dumb.

  Gonzo : And starring kids!

  Piggy : Starring? As in moi? Ooh, this is a great idea, Gonzo! Where do I sign up?

  Skeeter : Oh, brother. I was afraid of this.

• Rowlf : [about Gonzo's all kids channel]  Yeah, and we can call it the XYZ channel.

  Kermit : How come, Rowlf?

  Rowlf : Well, mostly because Animal ate all the other letters. See?

  [shows three alphabet blocks marked X, Y, and Z] 

  Kermit : Gosh, I wonder if that's how the real stations pick their letters.

• [Piggy replaces Fozzie as Winnie the Pooh] 

  Kermit : But, Piggy, Pooh is a bear.

  Piggy : Not anymore.

  Kermit : Oh, right.

  Piggy : Okay, Beanie, go ahead.

  Bean Bunny : [looking at his book]  It's time for Piggy the Pooh.

  Kermit : Ah, sheesh.

• [Scooter sneezes his puppet off his hand] 

  Kermit : YAAIII! HE SNEEZED HIS FACE OFF!

  Scooter : What? Oh, no! This is awful! Somebody do something! Quick!

  [the "Please Stand By" message appears] 

  Rowlf : No problem. Ahem, and now back to the dopey adventures of Piggy the Pooch.

  Piggy : THAT'S POOH!

  Rowlf : WHATEVER!

• Fozzie : [dressed as Big Bird from Sesame Street]  Wha? There you are.

  Kermit : [panting]  Huh? Fozzie? Is that you?

  Fozzie : No, I'm not Fozzie. I'm Big Joke. See?

  Kermit : He said it, guys. Not me.