- [Fozzie stops Piggy's baby doll from crying]
- Piggy: How did you do that, Fozzie?
- Fozzie: Simple. I took out her batteries. I'd make a great father, huh, Piggy?
- Piggy: Real babies don't have batteries, silly.
- Fozzie: They don't?
- Piggy: No, and if you don't play right, I'm not going to let you play anymore.
- Fozzie: Oh, boy! Thanks, Piggy!
- Kermit: Uh, Fozzie, do you really think that babies are brought from the sky by storks?
- Fozzie: Uh-huh, and I'm gonna catch Mrs. Mitchell's baby with my net.
- Piggy: I wish they'd take you away with a net, Fozzie. Mrs. Mitchell's baby isn't coming by storks, he's coming by car.
- Fozzie: Really? I'm gonna need a bigger net.
- Nanny: Why, kids, what's all this?
- Piggy: We're ready to take care of the baby, Nanny.
- Fozzie: Yeah, give him to us.
- [Nanny puts down the box]
- Baby: Mew.
- Babies: Mew?
- Scooter: Hey, it's a kitten!
- Piggy: But... But, Nanny, where is Mrs. Mitchell's baby?
- Nanny: This is Mrs. Mitchell's Baby, Piggy. That's the kitten's name. Baby.
- Gonzo: I could still give him a haircut.
- Babies: What?
- Gonzo: Just kidding. Heh heh. Oh, boy.