- Fozzie: [after seeing a pair of chicken-fish] Okay, how does a chicken fish? Give up? On porpoise! Get it? Fish on porpoise?
- [giggles, then looks off-camera with a start]
- Fozzie: Uh-oh! Whoa!
- [ducks down as a tomato-fish swims over his head]
- Fozzie: Whew! That was a close one. I almost got a tomato-fish right in the kisser!
- [the tomato-fish returns and kisses him]
- Fozzie: Ugh! Hey!