- Father Charles Clement Duddleswell: What would I do without that woman, ay? Where else would I learn patience, humility and self-sacrifice?
- Father Charles Clement Duddleswell: Gas, gas, gas! I tell ya, this woman could commit suicide just by puttin' her head in her mouth.
- Father Neil Boyd: I would just like to say that I agree wholeheartedly with your stand, Father.
- Father Charles Clement Duddleswell: Oh, you do? Whatcha tryin' to do, Father Neil, make me think I've done the wrong thing?