- Sean C from Astoria: Yo momma's so dumb, she went to Coney Island, stole a bumper car and tried to drive it home.
- Aaron from Jamaica: Yo momma's so skinny, she can see through a peephole with both eyes.
- Rich from Astoria: Yo momma's so fat, she got stretch marks on her eyelids.
- Rich from Astoria: Yo momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her.
- Rich from Astoria: Dude's so fat, he don't rob banks, he robs bakeries.