Wild at Heart (TV Series)

Episode #2.7 (2007)

Stephen Tompkinson: Danny Trevanion

Quotes 

• Danny Trevanion : [while trying to take a urine sample from an elephant]  Oh, for the love of...

  Anders Du Plessis : This job is really taking the piss, eh?

  Danny Trevanion : You've been working on that all morning?

  Anders Du Plessis : I've got others.

• Danny Trevanion : These even toed ungulates feel it more than most.

  Anders Du Plessis : Even toed ungulates?

  Danny Trevanion : What?

  Anders Du Plessis : Why can't you just call it a giraffe like everybody else?

  Danny Trevanion : There is a reason scientists spent hundred of years classifying the species Du Plessis.

  Anders Du Plessis : Mr. Trevanion, you are a very wise man and I am very interested in your theories on classification, if I had no sense of smell.

• Danny Trevanion : I thought they were for the guests, you know, enjoy the outdoors, get the authentic African experience, contract malaria, all that.

• Caroline : Tell this man he is being ridiculous.

  Danny Trevanion : You're being ridiculous! Why?

• Rosie Trevanion : Everyone's been wondering where you got to.

  Danny Trevanion : For the past twenty minutes I've been standing on top of four oil drums tending to a twelve-foot tall giraffe. They can't have looked very hard.

• Danny Trevanion : [talking to Gwendolyn, the giraffe]  Yeah, I know you don't want to go back to your family, cause they'll only abandon you for ranger jobs or ex-husbands and then before you know it your stuck in the middle of the bush talking to a giraffe wondering why no body seems to give a damn anymore. If you had vocal cords, this would be one hell of a conversation.