The Little Mermaid (TV Series)

Beached (1992)

Kenneth Mars: Triton

Quotes 

• Ariel : [Arista yanks the hair comb out of Ariel's hair]  OWWW! Why'd you do that?

  Arista : This is *my* hair comb!

  Ariel : I just found it!

  Arista : I just lost it!

  Sebastian : [trying to break up the fight between the girls]  Wait a second. Ladies, ladies! It don't matter who's comb it is; what's important is leaving!

  Arista : She's always taking my things!

  Ariel : Huh, who'd want them?

  Arista : What's *that* supposed to mean?

  Ariel : You figure it out!

  Arista : [5 minutes later, after the Gator robbers hide]  Why do you need a hair comb? You'd probably lose it on one of your silly adventures!

  Ariel : My adventures are not silly!

  Arista : Yes, they are! And this hair comb is mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, MINE!

  [sees King Triton show up unexpectedly] 

  Arista : Oh, Father.

  Sebastian : [nervously]  Ah, Your Majesty. Ready to go to the Carnival of Tides?

  Ariel : Hi, Daddy.

  Arista : Ariel took my...

  Ariel : I did not!

  Arista : You did too!

  Ariel : Did not!

  Arista : Did too!

  Triton : ENOUGH! Is this any way for mer-princesses to behave?

  Sebastian : It most certainly is not!

  Triton : I warned you the last time! One more argument and you two would be beached!

  Ariel : You mean we can't go to the carnival?

  [Arista gasps] 

  Sebastian : Oh, no, Your Majesty, don't do that!

  Triton : It's done!