- Mattias Deutschmann: The Vienna Opera Ball: Half a ton of silicone and 10.000 years prison at one place.
- Insasse: A real common example: A 230 year old webdesigner has Riestered and Rüruped for 94 years and married a 118 years younger attractive woman - of course minus an internet flatrate... a 108 year old can enjoy his 20 Euro savings balance... No, now I got it. When a 4 headed wife has paid 62 Euros... then... uh...
- Josef Hader: I'm sorry, but I can't sleep.
- Anstaltsleiter: Me neither. Why not stay awake?
- Josef Hader: But I want to sleep.
- Anstaltsleiter: Then take a sleeping pill.
- Josef Hader: They're not working. Well... Maybe something boring is on TV right now.
- Anstaltsleiter: *We* are on TV right now.
- Josef Hader: Oh, that's something different?