- [after Marc's mother calls Justin "swishy"]
- Marc St. James: Why don't you open your eyes and look at your own "swishy" son.
- Marc St. James: [going through his story with Betty in order to fool his mother] We met when I made a bet with my friends that I could turn you from an ugly duckling into a beautiful swan
- Betty Suarez: Marc, that's "She's All That."
- Marc St. James: No, in that movie, she actually became beautiful. I felt in love with you because of that whole inner beauty crap.
- Betty Suarez: Marc, are these really the answers that are going to convince your mother you're straight?
- Marc St. James: Uh, straight guys-mystic tan. Hello, Tom Cruise.
- [Wilhelmina, Daniel, Alexis and Marc are discussing the current Mode situation]
- Wilhelmina Slater: Seems like everyone's an Editor-In-Chief here except me!
- Marc St. James: Oh, and me.
- [Wilhelmina glares at Marc]
- Betty Suarez: So, Miss Weiner, how did you get started with cat shows?
- Mrs. Weiner: I had a hairless sphinx named Mr. Meowington. I entered him in a local cat show. For the talent competition, he flushed a toilet.
- Mrs. Weiner: Hello, Amanda.
- Amanda Tanen: Hi, Mamma Weiner.
- Mrs. Weiner: Dear, I hate to be rude, but now that you've broken my little Mark's heart with, shall we say, your indiscretions, I think you should go back to Mrs. Weiner.
- Amanda Tanen: Indiscretions?
- Mrs. Weiner: Mark told me about the other men. And women. Drug addiction makes you do strange things, but Mark says your working on that - one day at a time.