- Announcer: For decades, medical science has grappled with a grave and daunting task: create a pill that will make people look and feel sexy!
- Lou Dax: I believe it was Socrates who once wrote "Beauty is a short lived tyranny".
- Yvonne Steven: Wow... Who was Socrates?
- Lou Dax: Oh, just some fat Greek fag from 400BC.
- Yvonne Steven: Right! Didn't he kill himself? Swallow some hemlock?
- Lou Dax: Exactly my point! Are you gonna take health tips from this guy?