- Judge Floyd Hurwitz: Step up here, Counsel.
- Alan Shore: This is never good when they ask me to step up.
- Judge Floyd Hurwitz: You think I'm an idiot?
- Alan Shore: Judge, I cannot be held accountable for what I do with straight lines lobbed right over the plate.
- Judge Floyd Hurwitz: How would you like to be held in contempt, Mr. Wisenheimer?
- Alan Shore: Again, Judge, that was a beach ball straight down the middle.
- Judge Floyd Hurwitz: Two days. Put him in the same cell with his client. They can discuss her wedding plans.
- Alan Shore: You can't plan a wedding in two days!