- Alan Shore: In the meantime, how about trying a case with me? I've got a guy charged with trying to help his brother get away with murder.
- Denny Crane: Is he guilty?
- Alan Shore: 100 percent.
- Denny Crane: Count me in.
- Alan Shore: I have nothing further.
- A.D.A. John Lennox: I have nothing, Judge.
- Judge Robert Sanders: All right, this would probably be a good time for a... a bowel movement. Uh, uh, lunch, I... I mean lunch. Uh... two o'clock.
- Alan Shore: Could we say two-thirty and make time for both?
- Judge Robert Sanders: Silence! I won't stand for your... your...
- Alan Shore: Poop?