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5/10
Multi-dimensional at least...
elo8022 May 2010
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My expectations of this picture were admittedly pretty low but actually, elements of it were not too bad and it at least requires the viewer to think about the possible meaning of what they are watching. While the script was lame in places, on the whole it was acceptable and the acting was pretty solid all-round (as in not obviously awful!). The worst aspect of the film for me was not the lack of explanation as to what was going on - something that I know annoyed a lot of people - but rather the fact that the monsters, ghosts, etc were representations of the members of the band Lordi. I know this was a Lordi film and it's pretty obvious why this was done but it made the film a lot less creepy than it could otherwise have been.

The end of the film was slightly disappointing for me, not because of what happened but because it's attempt at an explanation of the previous events was weak and half-hearted. If you're going to end a film in that way at least do it with some conviction and a little more clarity than was offered here!

Anyway, many seem to have struggled to understand this film and as much as I have tried to understand it, it doesn't actually make a great deal of sense to me either but for what it's worth here is my interpretation:

Bear with me!

The girl dies twice. The first time is in the machine at hospital. She then somehow returns to life and comes out of the machine in a critical condition, albeit unknown to the hospital staff. Her cries for the 'red crayon' represent her fear of death and the sense of danger and confusion which she feels. Her father later tucks her into a hospital bed (with no nurses present?!) at which point she dies (again) shortly afterwards. The following events take place, in my opinion, inside the girls head at the points between her two deaths, although triggered by her ultimate second death. Before her second and final death she is spoken to by Tobias although we cannot hear what he says to her. Tobias is also about to die, an event which she senses, due I suppose to her first brush with death. Confusing eh... The death of Tobias is imagined by the girl (in her own death-state)inside the elevator which stops, at the limbo point between floors 6 and 7. 6 representing Hell and 7 being Heaven. Time seems to stop at this point too, although it would make more sense if time stopped at the point before the girls death as she lay in the hospital bed. Anyway, upon exiting the elevator they head down the stairs and effectively descend (throughout the film) lower into the depths of Hell although the girl keeps breaking away from the crowd as she tries to lead them upwards rather down, only her own fear and confusion all the while is not enough to convince the others that she knows the way - I think! Anyway, Tobias is dead yet alive which explains his link to the girl who is in a similar situation - both of them kind of in limbo at this point I suppose. Events now overlap each other because in effect time has stopped and things are unfolding outside of time. The Lordi Monsters are demons who attempt to take the girls soul for their own and keep her in Hell. They try to trick the father into thinking he must let her go, but in the end the fact that he never gives up on her is what saves her. In the finale he leaves her in a safe place and goes to fight the huge demon in an attempt to save his daughter. As it turns out he never has to face the demon, the fact that he sacrificed himself for her is enough to save her - it is this act of love which gives her the strength to resist the clutches of Hell and escape the demon. She then enters life again at the point of her awakening from her first death. She now has conquered her fear and confusion of her impending death, comforted by the love she feels from her father and his selfless act of sacrifice - hence the 'blue crayon'. Blue of course representing calm and tranquility. We now hear what Tobias says to her - that he no longer feels cold - his way of telling her not to be scared. What I presume follows is that she again dies her second and final death in the hospital bed, only now she will make it to heaven. Her calmness will also put her father at ease after her death and make him feel she was at peace.

Well, that's about the closest I can get to making sense out of it anyway! Hope you followed my logic - however tenuous it may have been at times. I would have given Dark Floors a higher rating if it hadn't been for the lame monsters and also if it had been made slightly less difficult to make sense out of as I think it would have been to the films credit to so. While it is great to let the audience think for themselves and not spell everything out for them, I feel a film of this type really needs to meet it's audience halfway as the consequence of not doing so gives the appearance of a somewhat senseless and mangled piece of work. I'm just not sure one should have to work quite so hard to find the meaning in a movie of this nature.
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3/10
Wha? Huh?
scarletheels24 March 2009
I love cheesy horror flicks. I don't care if the acting is sub-par or whether the monsters look corny. I liked this movie except for the bewildered feeling all the way from the beginning of the film to the very end. Look, I don't need a 10 page dissertation or a sign with big letters explaining a plot to me. But Dark Floors takes the "what is this movie about?" thing to a whole new (annoying) level. What IS this movie about?

This isn't exceptionally scary or thrilling but if you have an hour and a half to kill and/or you want to end up feeling frustrated and confused, rent this winner.
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3/10
Finland: Three points. La Finlande: Trois Points
Coventry4 April 2008
Lordi was a major hype and revelation in 2007 because they won the Eurovision Song Contest with a (not-so-heavy) metal song called "Hard Rock Hallelujah" and appeared on stage dressed like hideous monsters. But, let's face it, their victory most likely had very little to do with their great musical talents. The Eurovision contest gradually turned into one big political circus over the years and Lordi probably just won because their song finally brought a little change and – even more importantly - because their whole act sort of ingeniously spoofed the whole annual event. The absolute last thing Lordi's first (and hopefully last) horror film brings is change and ingenuity. "Dark Floors", based on an idea of the lead singer and starring the rest of the band in supportive roles, is a truly unimaginative and hopeless accumulation of clichés. The immense budget ("Dark Floors" supposedly is the most expensive Finnish film ever) definitely assures greatly macabre set pieces and impressive make-up art, but what's the point where there's no story that is worth telling? The film takes is set in a busy hospital where a bunch of people, among them a father and his young daughter with an unidentifiable illness, become trapped in the elevator during a power breakdown. When the doors open again, the floors are empty and it looks as if the hospital lies abandoned since many years already. Trying to reach the exit, the group stumbles upon several morbid and inexplicable obstacles, like eyeless corpses, screaming ghosts and Heavy Metal monsters emerging from the floors. The only three points I'm handing out to "Dark Floors" are exclusively intended for the scenery and the adequate tension building during the first half of the film. For as long as the sinister events don't require an explanation, the atmosphere is quite creepy, but as soon as you realize the explanation will a) be very stupid or b) never come, the wholesome just collapses like an unstable house of cards. Lordi's costumes never really were scary to begin with (except maybe to traditional Eurovision fans) and, in combination with a story more reminiscent to Asian ghost-horror, they just look downright pathetic and misfit. With all the national myths and truly unique exterior filming locations, I personally always presumed Finland – The Land of a Thousand Lakes – would be the ideal breeding ground for potentially horrific horror tales, but I guess that's another disillusion on my account.
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2/10
Disappointment
Van_Hitvonder6 February 2008
What do you call a horror story without horror and story?

This is the most irritating thing about the film: I get the feeling the writers never really decided what's actually going on in the film! It's a different thing to know it, give hints for the audience and not completely reveal it, but here, you get the feeling the screenwriters don't know it, characters in the film do not know it and audience sees that no one knows! (Remember "Cube"? Even that film knew more about itself.)

I've consumed a lot of 80's horror / gore films and this movie certainly has its roots deep in those films. But a lot of important things are missing. We really know nothing about the characters. They keep repeating empty lines over and over again. The story isn't really developing - it never goes anywhere. B-acting is OK in this type of horror films, but there's not much to act in the script. We don't care about the characters. There's nothing to remember about them. There's not even cheesy humor or unnecessary sex. And most importantly - no thrills, no chills.

You only get some commonly used elements of the horror film genre. They show the Lordi monsters one by one but their characters don't really contribute anything for the story.

I honestly believe that this amount of story, character development and atmosphere could be achieved with minimal amount of crew and equipment. Oh yeah, film makers used to do that - and more - some 20 years ago! I felt the shared embarrassment of the audience as the film ended. Too bad really.
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2/10
Weak horror attempt by an embarrassing rock band
kidsmoke-24 July 2008
Just finished watching, can't say I was impressed.

It starts of quite good, the visual and the atmosphere gives a creepy feeling as this type of movie should. But it all ends when the first lordi monster appears. Not only do you recognize them from the band lordi, but they are seriously malplaced in the movie. Doomsday monsters with leather jackets and piercings are so 80's.

As for the storyline, it starts of as similar horror movies, people trapped inside a hell hole. But there is no clear story on why and what is happening. The viewer is thrown some lines on possible reasons, but the lines never meet and end up to anything but a mess.

With all the money spent on this film, with an intriguing start and some good effects, I had thought someone would have taken better care of the product. I wonder if lordi made this movie just to prove that their show costumes could be scary (except they aren't).

So the movie gets cred for the visuals, i guess the money had to go somewhere. But the rest is an embarrassing attempt from a rock band to make their on-stage monster aliases scarier.
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5/10
A Bizarre and Weird Trip to a Disturbed Mind
claudio_carvalho17 October 2008
While in the hospital for a tomography of the brain of his autistic daughter Sarah (Skye Bennett), Ben (Noah Huntley) becomes upset when there is a power failure. He decides to leave the hospital with Sarah, while the nurse Emily (Dominique McElligott) tries to convince him to leave Sarah for further treatment. They get the elevator with three other passengers, and suddenly the elevator stops; when the door opens, people has vanished from the hospital, the environment is creepy and they are chased by devilish monsters. They find that they are trapped in the hospital, and the creatures seem to be hunting Sarah.

"Dark Floors" is a bizarre and weird trip to a disturbed mind of an autistic girl. The dark story is intriguing and has a promising beginning, but the conclusion is disappointing. The performance of Skye Bennett, the eerie atmosphere and the special effects are the plus of this movie; Emily is a nice character well performed by Dominique McElligott; however, it is impossible to feel any empathy for the lead and important character performed by Noah Huntley. My vote is five.

Title (Brazil): "Alma Diabólica" ("Devilish Soul")
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2/10
OK at first, just sad at the end
snigernissen11 May 2009
I love horror movies that brings out a real amount of mystery like say "silent hill" ( which i found to be quite good, but still, was missing something ) and movies that keeps you guessing, this i thought was one of those movies. At first the movie starts out with some really good suspense and builds up a good starting point for a good horror scene, but after that it just rolls down the hill and from there it only goes faster and faster down. I mentioned silent hill at first for a reason because i can see a lot of "stolen" themes from that movie in here.. All in all i would say, watch silent hill instead of this one, its better, its more scary, it has a lot more suspense and also the ending is a lot better.. And best of all, you wont feel ripped off as i did with this one.. This just seems to be one of those "i like that movie so I'm gonna re-make it in my own really bad version" kinda movie.. Oh and one more thing... Lordi.. in a horror movie... thats like trying to scare a kid with a care bear who has "hug me and i will love you forever" written on the stomach of it..
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1/10
What a Mess?
suckerforhorror22 June 2008
The Dark Floors is in the genre of Silent Hill, The Botched, and even for a certain extent The Langoliers (Made for TV).

Story is very similar to the above mentioned movies except here it has no objective and to top it up we have got a boring acting and very slow screen play.

Story goes like this-A group of people locked up in a hospital, are getting attacked by the mysterious creatures/spirits; an autistic child among the group seems to have some connection to this.

The characters are terribly one dimensional and garners no sympathy among viewers on their survival.

There is nothing positive about Dark Floors except it finishes in less than 90 minutes(even then its too dragging and boring for its 80 odd minutes) If you want to watch some better movies in this genre then try The Botched(at least it is silly) or even Silent Hill(has got better screenplay and acting) but not this Mess of a Movie Avoid Dark Floors
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7/10
The main problem with this is that it is a Finnish film (for Finns at least)
flamewall11 February 2008
I got to say that i went to see this movie with low expectations. I didn't believe that a Lordi movie could be good because i actually couldn't imagine it as a whole. Though, after i saw the movie i was amazed at how well the writers and the director pulled it off.

It is often said that horror is the most delicate type of movie because there is only a slight difference between scary and ridiculous. but this doesn't concern Dark Floors because it is not (atleast in my mind) a full blooded horror movie. The movie has many horror elements but doesn't still come off as horrorish. That doesn't make it bad it just means that you can't go in to the theater wishing that you will be scared out of your nickers.

The visual and audio feel of the movie was excellent all the way and there is nothing anyone can say about that. The plot did leave a annoying amount of plot holes and the ending didn't really clear any of them up and the viewer was just left to quess what the plot was all about. Still it didn't bother half as much as the under use of the Lordi band members. I have never liked Lordi and never listened to them but while watching this movie i became interested in the different monsters they play. Sadly, the plot did hardly nothing at all to use the unique backgrounds and looks of the different ghoul part from the different superpowers they all demonstrated. What i am saying is that i would have liked this movie to be more about the monsters than the victims... really who gave a goddamn thing for what happened to the all knowing copper or the businessman type. The only character i got even a bit curious was the weird hobo with superpowers and a weird telepathic relationship with the girl but he is never explained in any way(a big mistake).

In retrospect i think they could have done a lot more better but i also think that there is a lot of good in this film also and i hope it will be a success financially. There is just one thing Finns can't tolerate: a successful Finnish movie if it is not a drama.
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4/10
Not that Bad
Tweetienator8 March 2021
A few days ago I stumbled over Dark Floors: the story is rather predictable and a little nonsensical at the same time, but the atmosphere, the visuals and the settings are done right. What surprised me - in a negative way - is the soundtrack, as the movie is a project of the Finnish heavy metal band Lordi it is really surprising that the soundtrack is a weak point of Dark Floors, many background tracks are really rather distracting, cliched and badly composed, and do not support the scenes well. Anyway, verdict: all in all okay.
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9/10
Unexpectedly good movie
Daemon724 June 2008
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I don't know if the Lordi monsters are part of some Finnish legend, if so then the movie would make more sense if I actually knew the legend. For me, Lordi is just the name of an unpleasant rock formation, whose members dress stupid, and that won the Eurovision contest without actually deserving it. So each time the monsters showed on screen , my brain was automatically making the connection with a rock star with a lot of make-up on. And on second thought , who on earth gets scared nowadays by a stupid screaming ghost or a ghoul with too many teeth... Luckily for this movie , the monster apparitions are pretty rare, and leave room for the rest of the things that make the movie actually good. Exquisite dark atmosphere reminding of Silent Hill, creepy deserted hospital, halls with bodies laying around (but not too bloody), lurking shadows, all these keep you wandering what's going to happen next. The creepy little girl with long dark hair adds some spice on several occasions (The Ring surly influenced a lot of movies...), and the time-space distortions(reminding me of Hypercube) are like topping on an ice-cream. You don't actually need more of a background story , it's the atmosphere and the suspense that drive the movie, and the ending , while not giving any explanation, it delivers the needed comfort. No ending in the "to be continued" style ,like 90% of today's horrors, no useless gore with some psycho killer chopping body parts from stupid teenagers, just one good fantasy horror/thriller. The only thing that messes the movie it's the Lordi , and if they would have created better monsers(13 Ghosts would be an example), with no rock band connection , this movie would have been much more appreciated.
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6/10
Oh Lordi, what have you done?
udar5529 June 2022
Ben (Noah Huntley) is trying to leave a hospital with autistic daughter Sarah (Skye Bennett) when they get trapped in an elevator with four other people. When they emerge, they find the hospital completely empty and all modes of communication dead. Traveling floor to floor by the stairs, they find each level getting worse and worse as they combat ghosts and demons. This English language Finnish film is interesting in that it was built as a horror movie vehicle for Lordi, a GWAR-esque band known for their crazy costumes that ended up representing Finland in the Eurovision song contest in 2006. The fascinating thing is horror and heavy metal rarely mix correctly and usually comes off goofy (Rock 'N Roll Nightmare, I'm looking at you). But this is played entirely straight with the Lordi members being the ghosts/demons featured on various levels. Somehow director Pete Riski - who did Lordi videos previous to this and is making his feature debut - manages to make it work. No one from the band has any speaking lines, but the filmmakers manage to make them pretty imposing (not an easy feat when you consider one keeps on his leather jacket). There is also a whole time loop thing going on the never really works itself out, but the film is well made enough that I forgive things like that.
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1/10
Record Low
ince3t7 February 2008
Once again we Finns have made it: we tried to reach a star but eventually found ourselves lying in a deep ditch.

Movies are usually categorized in A and B classes, and sometimes even in a C class, if the movie is terribly bad. In case of the Dark Floors movie, a special D class is needed, so that not to violate the C class movies of which many may be quite unique and much better than Dark Floors.

Wednesday night was the World premier in Oulu, Finland. The premier was set in the local ice hockey hall. The movie didn't contain anything novelty, and the story was so stupid and naive that it is not worth describing it here. The band members of a D class (as well, of course) heavy group (called Lordi) with rubber masks and ridiculous costumes, obviously trying to look like monsters, suddenly appeared and disappeared in the movie making it miserably funny.

The movie is made for 15 years old or older people who are mentally 9 years old. Maybe the Lordi fans are that kind of people. This is absolutely a camp movie, so anyone loving camp movies: here you are! The local newspaper Kaleva spent a double page for the movie. This clearly shows that having a World premier of a D class movie is a real happening in a middle-sized town in Northern Finland.

The producer claims (or threatens) that there will follow nine sequels. My guess is that this is the first and will be the last one. And that is good for everyone.
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1/10
Here we go again
DasDingAnSich15 September 2008
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*Sigh* Leave it to us Finns to take a stupid idea, blow it out of proportion and try to market it as cool. Lordi is a mediocre band at best, and a single gimmick will get you only so far.

To all you marketing idiots out there: this is the reason for the inherent minority complex that is often encountered when Finland tries to export something.

Lordi isn't scary. Lordi is lame. Lordi is OVER.

I want to apologize to the rest of the world for this plastic-faced idiocy. Sure, they won the Eurovision.

No, wait - they won the Eurovision. That's it. I rest my case.
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4/10
atmospheric but needed a severe shot of clarity!
horror_hound-125 November 2008
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An interesting idea involving an alternative dimension inside a hospital. It recalled - Stephen Kings "Langoliers", "Kingdom Hospital" and old twilight zone episodes. Atmospherically strong, the set up was great. There were also some very clever 'time loop' moments which always have that head-melt appeal. The story had plenty of vague references which led me to believe that all the ensuing weirdness of - time slips / ghosts / a weird bat winged demon and a rather silly heavy metal attired ghoul-thing would be explained. And THAT was were Dark Floors severely let me down. Based on my viewing the movie gives NO EXPLANATION as to what is behind the events. Whilst, some ambiguity is always expected/welcome in these kind of films. Dark floors took it to new heights of vagueness. I don't expect things wrapped up in a pretty ribbon, but neither should I be left feeling "Huh? .. is that it? ... Did I dose off? Maybe, I hit chapter skip by mistake?" Dark Floors left me with a deeply unsatisfying suspicion that "It was all a dream" which is a shame because up until the last reel I was very much on board and enjoying the movie.
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1/10
Another film where nobody knows what's happening and after a while, you don't even care
grandmastersik3 December 2014
I heard that this was a film with the band Lordi in, so put off watching it, though was curious.

With curiosity eventually getting the better of me, I was surprised by the high production values of what was on the screen, though the story was non-existent and once the band starting showing up in their daft monster costumes, those production values had been for nought.

If you're wondering what it's all about, well, so was I, and 53 minutes into the film, neither myself nor the actors were any the wiser. I didn't know how much longer the film went on and couldn't be bothered holding down the forward button to see how it ended, because I'd grown bored with it all before the half an hour mark.

I guess the lesson to be learnt from this is that producers shouldn't make films based on the ideas of bad metal bands who dress up like Iron Maiden's mascot, and that viewers shouldn't waste their time on it.
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5/10
Could've been better
motazps18 February 2022
Well, the movie itself, the place and the atmosphere did actually have the potential to be more successful and enjoyable. But the way things happened during the story made it a lil bit disappointing.
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4/10
Nothing special.
poolandrews25 July 2010
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Dark Floors starts in a hospital as a loving & worried father Ben (Noah Huntley) watches on as doctor's perform tests on his young daughter Sarah (Skye Bennett) to try & figure out what, if anything, is wrong with her. While in a scanning machine Sarah has a panic attack & Ben then insists that they both leave, however that turns out to be rather harder than they first thought. Both Ben & Sarah find themselves trapped inside the hospital along with a nurse named Emily (Dominique McElligott), a security guard & a couple of patients. The group try to find a way out of the hospital but the place seems dead, void of life & when scary ghost's & monsters start turning up & killing everyone off they must somehow find the answers to escape with their lives...

Shot under the title Red Chalk this Finnish & Icelandic co-production was directed by Pete Riski & is also known under the title Dark Floors: The Lordi Motion Picture since it features the European rockers Lordi who back in 2006 represented Finland in the Eurovision Song Contest with something called 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' & amazing won, the first time Finland had won the thing actually. To be perfectly honest I really don't know anything about Lordi (the lead guy apparently calls himself Mr. Lordi) expect that they are a five piece Finnish rock group who perform in monster costumes, the costumes that they parade about in during Dark Floors in fact. Forgetting about Lordi for a moment (I wish...) Dark Floors is a strange little horror thriller that tries to be too complicated for it's own good. The basic set-up is alright with a few people trapped in a seemingly empty & haunted hospital where the corridors & equipment becomes more run down & bizarre things happen. However the script is a mess, nothing is explained with any satisfaction like the whole time loop thing, the vague drawings Sarah does, who are these ghost monster things & what do they want? Why does Ben go from dirty hospital to clean hospital where no-one can see him in an instant? Why is the token black dude the first to die? Why is there an obligatory a-hole character to cause tensions & trouble? What's with the sand? What's with the red (at the stat) & blue (at the end) crayon symbolism? What's with the old bloke & the baffling ending? I assume the whole thing was an internal fight by Sarah to save herself dying or her mind being engulfed by darkness or something like that but honestly it could mean just about anything or just as easily absolutely nothing. I would say 95% of Dark Floors is literally people walking around hospital corridors, right from the start to the very end that's all I felt like I was watching.

The film tries to go for big dramatic moments as often as possible, from Sarah having a fit inside a scanning machine to an elevator breaking down to even a photocopier left on complete with ominous music & everyone looking worried (just turn the damned thing off!). The set & effects were better than I expected, the set are impressive & the CGI computer effects were alright. The band Lordi in their monster costumes look a little silly but at least they don't have to speak or act. There's not much blood or gore here, there's a decent bit where someone has their heart ripped out but otherwise Dark Floors is fairly tame.

The most expensive film in Finnish cinematic history boasting the biggest set ever made for a Finnish film I take it Finland doesn't produce much cinema then? Despite being an Icelandic & Finnish production Dark Floors was filmed in English with a mainly British cast, there's actually nothing to indicate that Dark Floors is European at all. The acting is alright, I wonder if the actor's knew what the hell the film was about though?

Dark Floors is a well made film that with a better script & stronger twist's could have been a neat little mind bending horror thriller, as it is Dark Floors is a confused mess of a film featuring Eurovision Song Contest winners trying to be scary. Far too obscure & ambiguous for me to enjoy I'm afraid.
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7/10
I saw the movie today
kenu-131 January 2008
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I saw the movie today at some kind of prescreening, I suppose. My friend got some tickets for free and I wasn't going to pass.

I'm going to try not to go into too much detail. However, if you're planning on seeing the movie, I'd advice you to watch it first. Here are a few thoughts: Visually I really liked the movie: Good camera angles, cool lightning and nice effects. Audio was good too, I thought.

The story was pretty interesting and I didn't find it boring at any point. I think the introduction part of the movie could've been longer, as we now almost instantly get thrown into the action. I'm sure many disagree with this, but personally I thought the movie could've been a little longer and thereby a little slower paced at times.

I have to admit I don't think I entirely understood the film and its ending, which left me a little confused. Some story related things in the film were really cool, like the time stopping and the people shooting at themselves. At this point I was expecting a little more of the movie and where it was heading and I was slightly disappointed in the end.

The biggest problem for me, watching the movie, was that the monsters are indeed the members of Lordi, and no matter how good they look, I can't really be scared of them, since I'm familiar with them. Not only that, but also I found it a little weird how monsters that different from each other kept randomly showing up. I think it would've been a cooler movie (or a few) to only have one or two of these characters in a movie. I especially enjoyed Ox; he looked really bad ass. Omen was also cool. No offense, Mr Lordi, but with him being the "big boss" at the end, I can't say I was impressed. The other characters looked pretty sweet, but him I found least scary. Of course this might be because I've seen him the most.

I can't say for sure if I would've found the movie more scary if I didn't know the characters, but I definitely think so.

The actors did a good job, I thought. No complaints there, I bought it.

Overall, I did not expect too much of the movie. I saw a short trailer once (I try to avoid trailers and reading too much up front to give me a totally fresh nothing-knowing movie experience) and it was pretty cool, though I was afraid the characters might screw it up.

I thought it was really stylish and the story had lots of potential. Maybe I'll understand it entirely some day when you guys comment on it. I will say, though, that I'm seeing too many horror movies concentrated on children and their drawings. :) I feel like I forgot to comment on something, but I guess I'll just stop here. I'll try to answer possible questions you may have.

-Ken
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2/10
Would you love a monsterman?
QueenoftheGoons21 February 2022
Love the song, love the band since the movie. But it has errors. Not many. Just a few. Its predictable and i hated the ending. Not enough was explained or why they wanted the girl, why time was paused; stuff like that.
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9/10
has no story, but that, is what makes the movie great.
under-st8 July 2008
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The idea in the movie is (as i see it) a continuous loop, where you can't escape from except by dying, when the story begins from the start, again and again. In the movie a bunch of people (the father and the autistic girl too) enters an elevator. While in it, there comes a power cut in all sudden. When the elevator's doors opens, they will enter a whole different time dimension, where the time has jumped for many years forwards, but doesn't go any further. While in the movie they find many signs from their selves, on another time dimension. Once the father finds a some kind of wormhole where he can enter and see the world it is in the reality, but still isn't the real thing. He can see the reality, but not touch. In the end of the movie, when everyone but the girl has died, it starts from the beginning, with just small difference. And that's what makes the movie good. If there would be a story, there wouldn't be as good movie. The movie's creepy parts aren't on the monsters, it's what they have left behind.

The substance of this movie would be desperation and misery.

i would recommend this movie for those, who understand horror movies, not for those, who watch them in hope of fun and a happy ever after -endings.
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6/10
A new take on Silent Hill...
SeptumSin28 March 2009
It has been a while since I've rated a movie and Dark Floors isn't exactly the best movie to make my comeback on.

Dark Floors starts as a concerned father tries to get his daughters medical problems diagnosed. He isn't satisfied with them not curing her within the first day of testing so he decides to take her out of the hospital w/o their knowing. Unfortunately the elevator takes them to a strange evil hospital where they must try and survive.

Man this does have some coolness as it really reminds me of another version of Silent Hill where we see the real world and the twisted dream world. The story is fairly interesting at first but unfortunately it gets boring quickly as the sit for periods and do pretty much nothing...I mean really there is a part where they spend nearly five minutes attacking a wall. The movie is part interesting but it can be worse as far as horror movies go.

If you have the time and attention this is an fair watch...
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5/10
Ghosts trap normals in hospital.
suite922 December 2016
Warning: Spoilers
The Three Acts:

The initial tableaux: Father Ben and daughter Sarah are at a hospital getting sensitive tests run on her brain. The power fails, the machine adjusts, and Sarah freaks out. Ben decides to take Sarah somewhere else.

Ben, Sarah, Nurse Emily, Security Guard Rick, salesman Jon, and mental patient Tobias take an elevator together. The power goes out again. They manage to get out on the fifth floor, which at first seems deserted.

Delineation of conflicts: Sarah wants her red crayon. Ben wants her to be safe. Rick and Emily want to know what's going on. Jon wants to take his sample teddy bears and leave the building. Tobias seems to know they are in some sort of trouble, but does not communicate that well.

There is some poltergeist activity (television, radio, telephones, fans), and their freedom of movement seems hampered. While in a stairwell, someone takes a shot at them, and grazes Rick's neck.

Soon enough, it seems that something does not want them to leave. Tobias hints that the other four adults might know why this is. Again, his communication is oblique. Sarah draws things that no one else sees; ghostly images tantalize them; soon enough, tangible actions are observed.

Resolution: This film follows several horror movie clichés. The ghosts/demons seem to be suffering or obsessed with an issue or two. The adult humans need to surface parts of their memories that pertain to that suffering. Will they be able to work out issues with the supernaturals?
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5/10
Weird and confusing
selene_278925 July 2019
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Just watched this movie today. Through the whole movie I was like "hmmm the monsters look kinda familiar but make no sens at all because they are so different/random", then I went online to se what the heck I just watched and found out the monsters are the metal band Lordi (not a fan but am familiar a bit with them). I see everyone hase a difrent idea or has no clue at all about what this movie is about. Which is actually kinda neat in a movie if well made. What I think happend is that they died in the elevator. Now there stuck in limbo. The 6th floor where they get of is nice and neat but as they go lower it keeps getting worse and worse. They decent to hell besicaly, the little girl was ignored by the monsters so I guess she didn't belong there. At the end I think she just goes to some sort of heaven, or maybe the boss at the end trapt her and made her relive things over and over again. That was kinda my theory, not sure if right or completely wrong. It wasn't a bad movie, but not a good one.
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4/10
A Generous 4/10
druquzdog12 July 2008
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I'm not sure quite why I clicked "contains spoiler", because quite honestly there is not enough explanation ever given in the movie to know enough of what is supposed to be going on to spoil it.

Visually it mostly delivers. Well, apart from some 80's throwback rubber-mask monsters. I'll say now that before watching this I had never seen the band Lordi, nor knew anything about them bar that they won Eurovision. Apparently the monsters in this are members of the band, pretty much in their stage personas. Whatever. Anyway, I didn't know this while watching. I just thought the monsters/demons were mostly passable. Just about.

I'm almost sure there is a semi-coherent explanation behind what we see on-screen, but it may actually be better not to know it. It probably would actually have been incredibly lame come to think on it. The action keeps it rolling along pretty much well enough to keep the viewer mostly entertained, even if half the entertainment factor is joking about wtf is supposed to be happening in this movie exactly.

I gave it a four mainly because I got a good laugh out of it, especially out of how it explains pretty much nothing. Must have been the mood I was in, but I found that hella funny for some reason. Then I look up the movie on the internet and find out that NOBODY knows what the hell it's supposed to be about. That amused me further, and raised my score an extra half point to a 4/10.

It's not scary, or particularly coherent, but it's pretty nice visually and sonically. Overall, far from essential, but watchable. Don't expect too much and don't expect it to make any sense and it might entertain you if you are in the right mood.
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