- Harper: [runs to Alex] Are you as excited about the crazy ten minute sale as I am?
- [screams]
- Alex Russo: [pretends to scream along] I can't go.
- Harper: But I drew up a game plan so that we could get into the store before Gigi.
- Alex Russo: I thought that we agreed we hate Gigi so much we'd never say her name.
- Harper: But, you just said Gigi.
- Alex Russo: Okay, from now on, we'll say her name backwards.
- Harper: But, Gigi backwards is still Gigi.
- Alex Russo: That's right. We'll say Gigi, but only we'll know it's backwards. It'll be hilarious.
- Harper: I like it!
- Alex Russo: How do I look?
- Max Russo: Why?
- Alex Russo: Because, I'm going to duplicate myself, and if I look ugly, I don't wanna look twice as ugly.
- Jerry Russo: [looking at wand] There's a lot of great memories wrapped up in this wand.
- Theresa Russo: And a lot of stories I'm tired of hearing.
- Max Russo, Justin Russo: [laughs, then immediately stops when dad looks at them]
- Justin Russo: She said it. We didn't.
- [Jerry sees Max trying to hold up Alex's duplicate]
- Jerry Russo: What are you doing?
- Max Russo: Dancing. With my sister. Practicing for that new reality show...
- [pause]
- Max Russo: "Dancing With My Sister".
- Alex Russo: I think it's time for a little announcement.
- [to her parents]
- Alex Russo: Okay, I know I'm in trouble. But just, like one second.
- Alex Russo: [on mic] Attention shoppers! Attention shoppers! Gigi's real name is Gertrude. Okay, now I can go.
- Store Manager: [appearing from behind cloth] These sales get crazier and crazier every year.
- Max Russo: [after sitting on something hard and cracking it] Either I just found Dad's wand or I cracked my buttknuckle.
- Justin Russo: I'm no doctor, but I'm fairly certain there's no such thing as a buttknuckle.
- Store Manager: [comes from behind cloth like a cuckoo bird in a cuckoo clock] Eight minutes left in the crazy ten minute sale. Eight minutes.
- [goes back behind cloth]
- Alex Russo: [talking about Gigi] We're going to that sale and I'm gonna show her up.
- Harper: But I thought you had a family commitment.
- Alex Russo: I'll work it out with my parents.
- Harper: Sure, they're pretty understanding.
- Alex Russo: No, I'm just really sneaky.
- Harper: [to Gigi] Nice shoes!
- [Alex glares at her]
- Harper: I mean, pfft! I don't care about you OR your shoes.
- Gigi: Yea, I've had this shoes for about a week. Oh, I mean, I'd give them to you but, I already promised them to another charity.
- Alex Russo: No, you should keep them. They go so well with your eyebrow.
- [under a spell and starts dancing like a chicken]
- Gigi: What are you doing now?
- Alex Russo: Uhh, what is it look like I'm doing? I'm dancing like a chicken.
- Gigi: I don't even know why I try to embarrass you. I mean, you're so good at it yourself.